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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jul 2003
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Hometown:
Carmichael, CA
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Batman's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/995155
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Occupation:
Professional Sleeper
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What I enjoy doing:
Sleep, eat food, sleep, sleep, eat food, sleep, chase plastic spiders, chase real spiders, chase toy mice, bite white people, run around for no reason, run outside, fight with other cats, hiss, purr, scratch people, sit around, eat food, sleep
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Favorite Books:
The Cat in the Hat
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Favorite Movies:
The Aristocats, CATS: The Musical
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Favorite TV Shows:
Eek! The Cat, Smurfs
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About Me:
I am Robert's racist cat, who doesn't like white people
for some unknown reason. I typically sleep all day, and
whatever time I have remaining, I eat and/or visit the
potty. At random times at night, though, I like to run
around the house rapidly, waking everyone up. I like to
bite Robert's hand when he's petting me. It pisses him
off sometimes. I'm an indoor cat, but whenever I hear a
door open, I try to run outside. But when I'm outside, I'm
scared of everything, so I try to run back in. I am
overweight. Damn. The vet says so. I think he's lying. The
bastard. I'm not fat.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Someone I can chomp on. I mean... someone who will pet me.
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poor little kitties in the road. A
second smashing. MUAHAHAHA. just
kidding. I love FAT CUDDLY CATS. evil
bitch cat.
MeoW meOW OWWWW owwwww OwwOww.. you
understand?
Translation: Do you need a
girlfriend?? I'll make sure Rob get
you one k.. you poor soul.
I remember one time when I was lying
on Rob's couch, taking a nap, and then
all of a sudden, I opened my eyes and
Batman was looking down on me. And
then in another time, I thought Batman
had ran out the house so I frantically
looked everywhere for him. But nope..
he was behind the window curtain,
sleeping the whole freaking time..
sheeshhh.. scared the heck out of me..
silly cat.. hehe.
BTW, you looked SO sexy when you were
young! ;)
night. I feed him and give him water
when he needs it and pets him when
he's feeling lonely and what do I get?
A pile of crap sitting in the
litterbox for me to clean up. I would
call him a bitch but he's not female,
nor a dog.
hid in some closet in my house gave me
fleas. and i had to give it away. im
sure batman is not this type of cat
that spreads infectious itching...
batman where is your sidekick?...
like it). Just don't make any sudden
movements or loud noises, and you're
good to go (some of the time).