Filthy Rich Sager

bitch, i will skool yo' ass bout' a lil' sum'n, Atholton High - Columbia, MD, and some bullshit college

Baller / Mr. Congeniality / Hater / Disco Hustler

DCP, Hatercrombie & Bitch (sara tobin and i), T-UNIT, Team Captain Crunk

gettin attention, urban dance culture, fashion, ca$h-money, crunk puma, str8 boys, group sex, sour candy, freestyle dancing, yo boys, cars, movies, parties, grand marnier, tequila, gettin down & working up a sweat, making fun of people to their face, being rad, boys in backwards hats

1984, The Color Purple, porn., Barely Legal Porn, The Great Gatsby, Underage Porn, Group Porn

Ferris Bueler's Day Off, Duck Tales the Movie, 54, Legend, KIDS, Hackers, Saw, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Dancer in the Dark, The Royal Tenenbaums, Bachelor Party, Nightmare on Elm St, Friday the 13th, The Opposite of Sex, Wet Hot American Summer, Brokedown Palace

HOUSE, DEEP HOUSE, Breaks, Funk, Disco, Speed Garage, 2-Step, Hip-Hop, B-more Club, Carl Michaels, Swirl People, All Good Funk Alliance, Miguel Migs, Johnny Fiasco, Kaskade, King Britt, Jay J, Marques Wyatt, Ian Pooley, Mark Farina, Joey Negro, Andy Caldwell, ECB, Erick Morillo, Derrick Carter, Dubtribe, John Mayer, Ryan Cabrera, The Killers, Yellowcard

The Real World, Porn, Dance Fever, My So Called Life, Family Guy, Crank Yankers, Best Week Ever, Inspector Gadget, The Wade Robinson Project, Six Feet Under, The OC, The Daily Show, Elimidate, Will & Grace, I HATE QAF! i think its a bunch of fag drama and bad clothes

I'm 23 y/o all around dope guy... im the illest mofo up in the jam!... i dont front... and i talk way too much. oh yeah im a pisces so that supposedly means that i'm "compassionate, tolerant, kind, and loving, am easily influenced by others because i don't want to hurt anyone. always charming and likable, i am good to those in distress. i like dark chocolate! so yummy! ...um im allergic to codine and tuna... i hate being touched when im sleeping. im full of trademarked one liners and i have INCEDIBLY DRY HUMOR. .. everything that comes (no not cums) out of mouth is some sarcastic bullshit... i may come across as a prick... well fuck... i am...deal with it. another thing i hate... when im at a club dancing and some busted ass old faggot taps me on the shoulder or borthers me while im dancing... leave me the fuck alone if your over 30. no offense, but i'm just not atracted anything but causcasion/jew boys... and some hot bitches... sorry ladies...take a number... im only into the fellas though... but for some reason all the black guys love to holler at me... sorry i dont care if the choclate melts in my hand or my mouth... im just not attratced to ya'lzz...oh yeah...please dont talk to me if you are a.) donne b.) "fierce" c.) you say the term "boi" cause i will stab you in the neck d.) uglay (uglay = ugly and gay) e.) common f.) tragic g.) played out.. step up or step the fuck off... you dont want none of this! anyways ... i dont think you could handle this... this message will self-destruct in 30 seconds... im out... ONE MORE THING: I HAVE NO GAG REFLEX WHAT SO EVER. so yes that makes me cool. don't knock it 'til you rock it...if you hatin' why dont you go listen to progressive trance for a few hours and fucking plur your pants and call me for a kleenex... i have them in an array of shapes, scents and textures...get back to me... HOLLER FRONT. aim . justmoveurbody xoxo email . justmoveurbody@gmail.com

NOT A SINGLE PERSON FROM THE SOUTH FUCKING PACIFIC ... BRING ON THE HATERS! hmmmm... no stoopid fuckikng cunt bitches or french-canadians. i hate anyone that listens to trance... go eat glowstick juice and plur your pants for me while your at it. i know this my be appauling, BUT NO
BAMMAFIED punks (im so past that phase in my life) I'm
always looking to meet someone who likes ot get down,
whether it be on the dance floor or anywhere else for that
matter. stylish peeps, style is everything... ya know.
charismatic folk. michael jackson's team of plastic
surgeons to congradulate them on giving me something to laugh at
daily. anyone that owns a tanning bed. i like hot boys.
shit, I like boys period. str8 boys. yo boys. bisexual
boys, just not the "bi" me something and I'll have sex with you
deal... that blows. i DONT wanna meet any lame, common, cliche, played-out homo's who drool over britney spears neither.