Bret

Thayer Academy, Dedham Country Day School, East Elementary Alternative School

Connecticut College, Attended 1997 - 2001, Class of 2001, Bachelor's Degree, Government

Account Manager / Website Elf

photography, books, cooking, pondering, the sporting life, doggerel

The Great Gatsby, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, To Kill a Mockingbird, Into the Wild, The Things They Carried, Lord of the Flies, The World According to Garp, Huckleberry Finn, Brave New World, In Dubious Battle, The Basic Eight, Lots of non-fiction

Wonderboys, The Royal Tenenbaums, Fight Club, Braveheart, Igby Goes Down, Lock Stock, Garden State, Saving Grace, Almost Famous, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Signs, Zoolander, Donnie Darko, Teen Wolf, Outside Providence, Tombstone

M.I.A., Bloc Party, Postal Service, Joss Stone, Franz Ferdinand, Shins, Kaiser Chiefs, primal screams set to tribal beats, household product jingles

House, Family Guy, 24, Red Sox games, the O.C., music videos, underwater exploration shows in High Def

I have red hair. Not a lot of people do. I'm still not sure if I like the eccentricity of it all or would rather blend in with the crowd a little more. Combined with my freakishly large feet, it's quite the scene I've got going on over here.

My grammar is impeccable. So is my grandma.

I'm a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in succulent bacon.

Oh, and sometimes I like to eat mini Oreos with a shot glass of milk. It makes me feel like a big man.

People between 4'10" and 6'11" (I'm scared of midgets and giants).

People who share my distrust of clowns.

Those who have an affinity for baked goods.

People who use the phrase "That's just how I roll" at inappropriate times and say "This is my jam!" about inappropriate songs.

Babies who can hold their liquor.

People who truly can't believe it's not butter.