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"I just got into Columbia's Post Baccalaurate Pre-Med Program. It's for "mature students." If all goes as planned I'll be a..."
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Schools (Other):
Cornell and Columbia. I like schools that start with "C."
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College/University:
Cornell University, Attended 1995 - 1999, Class of 1999, Other
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Occupation:
student, tutor, occasional clown
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Hobbies and Interests:
piano, guitar, biophysics, writing a screenplay with George, writing music for the screenplay with George.
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Favorite Books:
1984, all douglas adams, Crime and Punishment, the mass psychology of fascism, How to Talk Dirty and Influence People (The Autobiography of Lenny Bruce), The Function of the Orgasm, Four Arguments for the Elimination of Television, The Fountainhead, most Vonnegut, catch 22, no logo, romeo and juliet, twenty-five poems, gesundheit, enders game, farenheit 451.
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Favorite Movies:
rushmore, ferris bueller's day off, so i married an axe murderer, The Empire Strikes Back, all monty python movies, most Terry Gilliam movies, the breakfast club, I heart Huckabees.
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Favorite Music:
It's gotten too big. Too big.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Daily Show and Colbert Report, Arrested Develpment reruns, Science Channel, History Channel, Mythbusters.
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Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
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About Me:
I just got into Columbia's Post Baccalaurate Pre-Med Program. It's for "mature students." If all goes as planned I'll be a doctor in seven years.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Orgone accumulators.
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You married yet?
Back in '98 me and this sonfabitch
killed a dog back in Korea. Hell, those
were the days. Killing dogs and all.
Doesn't believe in the "elderly" or
"patient care" Often claims to have
invented the theory of flight and long
division. God, I want to have babies
with him.
people do not know of. He calls
it "the terminator". First he crouches
down in the shower in the
classic "naked terminator traveling
through time" pose. With his eyes
closed he crouches there for a minute,
visualizing either Arnold or the guy
from the second movie (not the chick
in the third one because that one
sucked) and he starts to hum the
terminator theme. Then he slowly rises
to a standing position and opens his
eyes. It helps him to proceed through
his day as an emotionless, cyborg
badass. The only problem is if the
shower curtain sticks to his
terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
guy? I know the guy in the picture, but he
told me his name was Turd Ferguson....
will have a nobel prize and we will all
be able say I knew him when he used to
sing "Everybody Dance Now." The fucked
up thing is that when he is on the
covers of magazines for wahtever genius
thing he written, discoverd, or
invented he will probably rember all of
us and he'll probably still have a
beard. He's gonna make you sweat till
ya bleed
john, why not hire Andy then to do one of the
following: Fundraising for the non-profit of
your choice, Inspirational karaoke
performance art, Coffeeshop lackee,
Holiday folksong writer, Clown, Robert
Goulet impersonator. Interested parties
contact 119 Productions for more info.
working as an assistant manager at an
Orange Julius store in downtown
Tashkent, Uzbekistan. The nattily
dressed European tourist told me the
story of how Andy single-handedly
raised three orphaned chimps that were
abandoned by the circus. Attempting
to follow in his footsteps, I gathered
all my money and had smugglers bring
me to Long Island via cargo ship and
ox cart.
Today, I practice my unicycle
technique hoping that I may one day
ride with him and his sister down a
busy three lane road.
He has inspired me to keep my feet on
the ground and keep for the stars.