alberto antonio

ateneo high school, cmm

student

Symphonic Ensem. Jzone (I'm a Jesus zooone!). JL.

Hobbies. Frodo and Sam? Hobbits yun. Yummy? Hopia yun. Small and cute? Babies yun. So yes, eto ang hobby ko. Manggago.

The Giver, Animal Farm, The Pearl, Ang Munting Prinsipe, Romeo at Julieta, Merchant of Venice, Noli me Tangere, Animal Farm. Basically, lahat ng book reports.

Madagascar. Why? I like to movie movie. I like to movie movie. I like to...movie. :|

HILLSONG!

Don't watch TV often these days...can't find the remote eh.

Cancer

(and the best prime-time actor, nationwide musician, international host and oustanding performer ALL TIME......... ALBERTO ANTONIO!!!) (crowd roars, lights focused, roses thrown)
Alberto: Thank you, thank you everybody! sh*t, i am so honored to be ur choice of prime-time actor, nationwide musician, international host and oustanding performer all time. i have never expected this award to be mine, well, actually i have... but, i never thought it would be too soon!!! im so happy, really. but, as i just have to say (sigh), i wouldnt be here without you guys... but first i would like to thank my sponsors...old navy for my tsinelas..hush puppies for my sandals..addidas for my school shoes...UK, Fiesta souvenir, bench, hang ten, rrj, folded and hung for my shirts..guess jeans for my jeans..polo & oakley for my eyewear... burberry, hugo, penshoppe, axe vice, baby johnsons, clinique lacoste, esprit, D&G light blue, Ralph, bvlgari for my perfumes...pedigree for my dogs chi-chi, pu-pu and pootie...all those who caters my breakfast, lunch, dinner 24/7...McDonalds and StarBucks for my merienda....KFC for my Yaya's food...pentium 10000 for my computer who made it possible for me to go online everyday...nokia,samsung,sony, ericsson,for the cellphones they sent me...meralco for the electricity..Maynilad for the H2O.....jaguar, ford explorer,Toyota vios and altis for my cars, colgate that made it possible for me to brush my teeth everyday, green cross for my alcohol..and lastly... thank u to this nice person who contributed a lot in making me who I am now regardless of all these stuff..... ME! i dont wanna cry, but, as i rehearsed it, i guess is should to grab media attention, waah! sniff, sniff, huh?
(binibining pilipinas wolrd ms. janina san miguel, well-respected leonidas, and pope benedict XVI came up to give me the ribbon, sampaguita, and trophy)
janina: oh my god. ahahaha, i don't feel any pressure right now. and congratuleshons for, ahahaha, making dis far, ahaha, like me in de tuf ten. oh yeah, ahahahaha,my family is the most important persons in my life, thank you.
Leonidas: This, is, SPARTAA!!! *kicks janina to a dark pit*
Pope Benedict XVI: (murmurring)
(crowd screams, stage flooded with flowers)
Alberto:Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! mom, not now... Thank you! Thank you!
Mom: anak ng goriliya, gumising ka na nga!! ang ingay mo!!
(tsug!!)

Kahit sino.

*apir*