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"bourgeois with collectivist pretensions. enfj most days, infj the rest."
More about Albert
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Schools (Other):
Jesus College
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College/University:
Harvard University, Bachelor's Degree
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Occupation:
corporate nomad
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Affiliations:
WWOOF, TA
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Hobbies and Interests:
mycology, animal husbandry, critical theory, wind turbines, agri/api/vermiculture, camping, swimming, tennis, sheep, reading, writing, monasticism
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Favorite Books:
Narcissus and Goldmund, Norwegian Wood, The Sea and Poison, Blindness, How Green Was My Valley, Anne of Green Gables, Midnight's Children, The Name of the Rose, Portnoy's Complaint, Cat's Cradle, Farmer Boy, Left Behind, Brideshead Revisited, The Complete Book of Self-Sufficiency
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Favorite Movies:
Babette's Feast, Once Were Warriors, Antonia's Line, Bring It On, Win A Date With Tad Hamilton, Orgazmo, Zoolander, Pink Flamingos, Love Actually, Crossroads, Good Bye Lenin, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Cinema Paradiso, Harold and Kumar...
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Favorite Music:
bright eyes, elliott smith, belle and sebastian, jeff hanson, bob dylan, willie nelson, emmylou harris, dolly parton, joan baez
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Favorite TV Shows:
Kids in the Hall, Little Britain, Xena: Warrior Princess
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Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
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About Me:
bourgeois with collectivist pretensions. enfj most days, infj the rest.
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Who I Want to Meet:
stoics, ascetics, uncomplicated people with good hearts, wannabe farmers
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this being said i log on to see said pic.
i discover it's you & a severed alien head
with a straw.
which is fine.
downside: i had to get past the embryo?
to see the damned thing, & now it's making me question--->just what *is* the United Nations paying you for..? hmm?
and if you get to go to the Moon
can i come?
ok,and once in Boston when i introduced you to my friend Brian whom i wanted you to marry,we took air freshner & curtains from yr communal hall closet.
sorry.
through his enema soul sister, Kirsten,
but I know this much already: He's the
coolest person who has ever made
spaghetti for me in Oxford. OK, I'm
lying. He's actually just about the
coolest person I know and I like how you
never, ever know where the next
postmark on one of his postcards will
come from.
It was because he is such an amazing,
supportive friend to our mutual best
friend. But then I finally got to spend
time with him and he became a great
friend to me, too. Al is hysterical and is
so much fun to hang out with. He's also
really sweet, open, non-judgmental and
trustworthy. Most importantly, he
introduced me to Britney's In The Zone
album, which might be the best Britney
album yet. I miss hanging out with you
Al! You're not allowed to leave NYC ever,
assuming I end up back there. (If I don't
you will need to move close to wherever
I am). But for now, come visit me in the
Philippines!!!
endearing, diabolical, AND endearingly,
diabolically intelligent, all in one? A
typical dinner conversation with Al
revolves around seed germination,
orgies, philosophy and internet porn (he
is, after all, the fully consenting
co-star of such adult films as "Oh,
Francine!"). I love him for bringing out
both my outrageous side and the
Sunday-afternoon gardener in me, and I
have complete faith that this fall he
will only temporarily lease his soul to
the corporate devil. (After that he will
return to his more lucrative, artistic
career in the adult film industry, where
his quirky imagination could make him
millions...)
bandwagon as well. Albert's smart and
wonderful and we should distill him
into little bottles and sell them all
over the world.
sandwich--utterly adorable and not at
all crusty!