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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
May 2003
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Jerry's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/aristol
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Schools:
George Washington High, Attended 1997 - 2001
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College/University:
California State University - San Francisco State University, Attended 2003 - Present, Class of 2006, Bachelor's Degree, Business Management
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Occupation:
Certified boobie squeezer, expert beer chugger
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What I enjoy doing:
Snowboarding, Electronics
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Favorite TV Shows:
www.myspace.com/aristol
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Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
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About Me:
When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this on your way home from work: stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change in to very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so the it will not become chipped or broken. The fun part begins..take out the literature and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson"..."I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson"...
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!
Girls dont go for the nice guys. They confide in them and tell them how terrible their boyfriends are and how they just wish they could meet a nice guy... um.. have a nice day.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. -H. Simpson
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Who I Want to Meet:
THE LIFECYCLE IS ALL BACKWARDS~ You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in the nursing home feeling better everyday. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.
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