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Ben
Messaging Off
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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jun 2003
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Hometown:
San Diego
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Company:
Wattle It Be LLC, Wattle They Think of Next Inc
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Ben's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/bensyverson
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Other education:
The streets were my classroom. The brick walls? My chalkboard. The stolen car keys? My bathroom pass. The pot and Old Style? My Ritalin and Oxycontin cocktail.
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College/University:
School of the Art Institute of Chicago, Attended 1998 - 2004, Class of 2004, Bachelor's Degree, Awesomeness
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Occupation:
Harrison Ford
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Affiliations:
Alright Sampson, you can do it. Come on, you old bastard, you can do this in your sleep, you old bastard! Yeah! You're getting it now, alright! Just crank it a little more! Come on, you old bastard, you've almost got it! No, no, man! Crank it! Yeah! Yeah!
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What I enjoy doing:
So Karl starts pouring the Kool-Aid all over his body, still thinking it's gas! The dumb old dumby doesn't even notice! Then he pulls out the matches, all solemn-like, lights one, and drops it on his crotch, which is like, holding a little pool of Kool-Aid. Of course the match goes out, so he tries it again. Boy, we had a laugh or two at his expense that day, I can tell you! "Poor old Karl's too dumb even for self-immolation!"
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Favorite Books:
Let me be perfectly frank. There's simply no place in this organization for a giant penis monster.
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Favorite Movies:
Moviessss!!!!!!!!
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Favorite Music:
humblestank, Trucehole, Hernia Factory, Sex Explosion, The Old Dirty Swingers, Goth VampKill
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Favorite TV Shows:
Online Poker: TV Edition, Extreme Death Warriors, Catch and Throw the Ball, Unnecessary Surgery
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Zodiac Sign:
Leo
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pressure, Becca) and what better testamonial
could one give? Ok, maybe wanting to have his
children would be more intense as well as more
inappropriate, but I'm not properly equipped so
why entertain the notion? Oh, and he's funny-
clever (as opposed to funny-uh-oh), a Mac geek,
and master of that newfangled Global Inter-
WebNet.
prominent feature: chin whiskers. His
most disastrous idea: the inclusion of
Eamon Doyle into the gang. His most
classic line: Chuck E. Cheese
tokens...free today....(squeak,
squeak, squeak!) His funniest joke:
Something about mentos. His claim to
fame: Danika Kleiber's #1 crush.
Now that I've completely alienated
anyone reading this pathetic
testimonial with events and occurances
we all hardly remember, I'll just say
that he was pretty bad-ass at 13 so
I'm guessing he's just as bad-ass
now. Either that or he's just a head
with arms.
pickup truck, along with a live deer. Ben
goes up to the deer and says, "I'm Ben and
I'm a handsome man! SAY IT!"Then he
manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as
to make it say, "benhandsomeman!" ... It
wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good
for a deer!'"
dogs. When I lived in Chicago we would
get drunk and he would hump my leg
sometimes. He's my favorite boy ever.
Ben. I am not sure that is even his name, but
people call him Ben, and he is a mystery... a
puzzle. We have been trying to decipher
ackward Journey quotes and beautiful facial
hair but have had no success... there is a
dollar in it if you can crack this one...