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"I can't believe you didnt tell me - Monica

Oh come on, like you tell me everything? - Phoebe

What have I not told you? - Monica

Oh I don't know, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours, from when you were having sex with fun Bobby out on the terrace! - Phoebe

WHAT! Wait a minute..who told you? - Monica

(silence as Monica looks to Chandler)

You are dead meet!! - Monica

I didn't know it was a big secret! - Chandler

It's not big, not at all, you know kinda the same lines, as say oh I don't know, having a THIRD NIPPLE! - Monica

(Everyone gasps!!!)

You have a third nipple!? - Phoebe

You Bitch!! - Chandler

Whip it out, whip it out!! - Ross

Yeah - Everyone

Oh come on! There's nothing to see, its just a tiny bump, its totally useless!! - Chandler

As opposed to your other multifunctional nipples! - Rachel

I can't believe you! You told me it was a Nubben! - Joey

Joey what did you think a Nubben was? - Ross

I don't know, you see something, you hear a word, I thought that was what it was! Let me see it again - Joey

(everyone fights to see the nipple, Chandler struggles!)

NO!! JOEY WAS IN A PORNO MOVIE!! - Chandler

(Everyone gasps again!)

If I'm going down I'm taking everybody with me!! - Chandler

(After Chandler has an operation on his third nipple!)

Well heellooo! - Chandler

Where have you been? - Joey

The doctor - Chandler

Is everything okay? - Ross

Oh yes! Just had me a little, nubbenectamy! Yep, 2 nipples no waiting! - Chandler

Wow, it's just like Rachel in high school! - Monica

What! - Rachel

Come on..I was kidding, it was such an obvious joke! - Monica

That was an obvious joke, and I didn't think of it! Why didnt I think of it?.....the source of all my powers! Oh dear god what have I done!!! - Chandler"