wafting Brad...fills one with sanguinity,
love, and an amaranthine sense of
despair that you will be dumber for it.
But in this twisted, crazy world in which
we live, where we attempt to lend
meaning to things that exist in a
contextual framework in which nothing
really matters, Brad both affirms and
elucidates F. Scott Fitzgerald's timeless
assessment of humanity, as an entity
beating on against a ceaseless current,
tormented by that which matters only
because we strive to give meaning to the
absurd and the meaningless. Brad has
left humanity in the dust, like Lance
Armstrong to the panting peleton in the
Pyrenees. As man struggles with this
vain alchemy, Brad has embraced the
absurd and I have followed his tack..to
kick it with Brad is to acknowledge that
nothing matters, that self destruction is
socially acceptable, and that there
exists no fundamental difference
between erecting miniature adobe huts
for imaginary friends out of one's own
shit and curing cancer."
Brad is one tight fuck. Dude can party
and isn't your average asshole who
thinks he knows what is what. The dude
is smart and can pound your head in if
provoked. I am lucky to be friends with
such a cool dude in a sea of emptiness
and deception.
Brad may not be circumcised, but
you shouldn't let that keep you from
allowing him near your small
children. I mean, it's not like your
uncle didn't have smegma, either.
Hey, it's all just part of growing up in
the good ol' US of A. God bless.
Brad knows many good tricks for
charming people out of their money
and/or dignity but he still implicitly
respects former Jesuit priests. I
remember once he wore a pink and blue
plaid shirt deep in the jungle just so
the guerilla snipers would be further
disgraced when we got away. Wearing
the shirt also had something to do
with gender theory and business
strategy, but Brad can explain that
better than I.
A strong yet sensitive, indepent man of
the new millenium, Brad is the perfect
house pet. Whether it's curling up
with a nice warm cup of Earl Grey tea
and quietly reading or jetsetting
around the greater Bakersfield area,
this guy knows how to treat a woman
right.
I'm pretty hard core. Brad is a good
listener, I make suggestions and he
not only takes them, he improves
upon them. Vegas would be a good
example. I have to work overtime
trying to come up with suggestions
that are crazy enough to make Brad
think twice. I love this guy.
love, and an amaranthine sense of
despair that you will be dumber for it.
But in this twisted, crazy world in which
we live, where we attempt to lend
meaning to things that exist in a
contextual framework in which nothing
really matters, Brad both affirms and
elucidates F. Scott Fitzgerald's timeless
assessment of humanity, as an entity
beating on against a ceaseless current,
tormented by that which matters only
because we strive to give meaning to the
absurd and the meaningless. Brad has
left humanity in the dust, like Lance
Armstrong to the panting peleton in the
Pyrenees. As man struggles with this
vain alchemy, Brad has embraced the
absurd and I have followed his tack..to
kick it with Brad is to acknowledge that
nothing matters, that self destruction is
socially acceptable, and that there
exists no fundamental difference
between erecting miniature adobe huts
for imaginary friends out of one's own
shit and curing cancer."
and isn't your average asshole who
thinks he knows what is what. The dude
is smart and can pound your head in if
provoked. I am lucky to be friends with
such a cool dude in a sea of emptiness
and deception.
you shouldn't let that keep you from
allowing him near your small
children. I mean, it's not like your
uncle didn't have smegma, either.
Hey, it's all just part of growing up in
the good ol' US of A. God bless.
charming people out of their money
and/or dignity but he still implicitly
respects former Jesuit priests. I
remember once he wore a pink and blue
plaid shirt deep in the jungle just so
the guerilla snipers would be further
disgraced when we got away. Wearing
the shirt also had something to do
with gender theory and business
strategy, but Brad can explain that
better than I.
the new millenium, Brad is the perfect
house pet. Whether it's curling up
with a nice warm cup of Earl Grey tea
and quietly reading or jetsetting
around the greater Bakersfield area,
this guy knows how to treat a woman
right.
listener, I make suggestions and he
not only takes them, he improves
upon them. Vegas would be a good
example. I have to work overtime
trying to come up with suggestions
that are crazy enough to make Brad
think twice. I love this guy.