The Greek god of gods, Zeus is possibly the most powerful of them all! He wields the thunderbolt, and rules the thunder and the sky. Zeus sits at Mount Olympus, home of the Greek pantheon, where he watches over the affairs of gods and men.

As a noble hare you are well respected, adored even. The opposite sex finds you irresistible; you are quite the charmer. In addition to being a lover, however, you are also a philosopher. You are deeply familiar with the mysteries of this world, and so you are a great resource for advice.

You're no moron; you're a smart cookie. You read, and write, and do all of that other smart stuff. You probably have an extensive library of tomes, and you probably have cool looking spectacles.

You will be happy without money. You will realize that money isn't necessary for a happy life. Good friends and good times are the true keys to success.

You aren't fat. You're buff! Your muscular body drives them all crazy with lust. Your strong arms are helpful when moving automobiles and other large objects, and your strong legs propel you quickly towards any goal. You're awesome.

Your corrosive personality has made you a few enemies in your time. Even your friends can find you a bit disagreeable. At some point one of these enemies (or friends) will become so tired of your antics that he will poison you. Cool.