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"I'm a pop culture addict who frightens his boyfriend with trivial knowledge. Part-time do-gooder, part-time evil-doer,..."
More about Chris
More About Chris
Schools: High Point High , Attended 1987 - 1991, Class of 1991
Schools (Other): University of Maryland
College/University: University of Maryland - College Park , Attended 1997 - 2000, Master's Degree, Creative Writing University of Maryland - College Park , Attended 1991 - 1996, Class of 1996 , Bachelor's Degree, English
Occupation: Smartass
Affiliations: Sacred Order of the Stonecutters , Loyal Order of Water Buffalo , Temple Beth Thupporting Actor
Hobbies and Interests: writing , reading , live music , museums , politics , sarcasm , trying to nail down the triangle part for "My Humps"
Favorite Books: Mrs. Dalloway , Naked , Written on the Body , Elizabeth Bishop , Sylvia Plath , Prufrock , Star Magazine
Favorite Movies: Heathers , Goodfellas , Best in Show , The Hours , Mindwalk , Bring It On , Trainspotting , The Conversation , Donnie Darko , Grey Gardens , You Can Count on Me , Not Another Teen Movie
Favorite Music: the Beastie Boys , Belle & Sebastian , Ben Folds (Five) , Coldplay , Death Cab for Cutie , Missy Elliot , Franz Ferdinand , The Go! Team , Imperial Teen , Jay-Z , Ted Leo + the Pharmacists , Lush , Madonna , The Magnetic Fields , Metric , Morningwood , Of Montreal , Dolly Parton , The Postal Service , The Rapture , Scissor Sisters , the Smiths , Snow Patrol , Stars , Sufjan Stevens , Rufus Wainwright , Washington Social Club , Kanye West
Favorite TV Shows: The Office , Project Runway , Lost , BSG , subterranean , NewNowNext , Family Guy , [adult swim] , America's Next Top Model , cheesy VH1 pop culture talking head shows
Zodiac Sign: Leo
About Me: I'm a pop culture addict who frightens his boyfriend with trivial knowledge. Part-time do-gooder, part-time evil-doer, full-time lovable goof. Slowly learning that my sarcasm will not protect me.chrisafer.com
Who I Want to Meet: Freaks and geeks. Philanthropic misanthropes. Jenna Bush's exes. Bitches who pour beer on weaves.
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"Hello Dr. Scruffy. Hmmm... With a name like that he could join Teen Titans with me.
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Peace 2 de world \m/^_-\m/