Chris McCarthy

Windward Oahu

"I would consider "Lyte As a Rock" a simile because of the usage of the word "as.""

Male, 36, Domestic Partner
Interested In: Friends, Activity Partners
Member Since: Apr 2003
Location: Washington, DC
Hometown: PG County
College: University of Maryland - College Park, University of Maryland - College Park
Chris's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/chrisafer

"I'm a pop culture addict who frightens his boyfriend with trivial knowledge. Part-time do-gooder, part-time evil-doer,..."

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Schools:
High Point High, Attended 1987 - 1991, Class of 1991
Schools (Other):
University of Maryland
College/University:
University of Maryland - College Park, Attended 1997 - 2000, Master's Degree, Creative Writing
University of Maryland - College Park, Attended 1991 - 1996, Class of 1996, Bachelor's Degree, English
Occupation:
Smartass
Affiliations:
Sacred Order of the Stonecutters, Loyal Order of Water Buffalo, Temple Beth Thupporting Actor
Hobbies and Interests:
writing, reading, live music, museums, politics, sarcasm, trying to nail down the triangle part for "My Humps"
Favorite Books:
Mrs. Dalloway, Naked, Written on the Body, Elizabeth Bishop, Sylvia Plath, Prufrock, Star Magazine
Favorite Movies:
Heathers, Goodfellas, Best in Show, The Hours, Mindwalk, Bring It On, Trainspotting, The Conversation, Donnie Darko, Grey Gardens, You Can Count on Me, Not Another Teen Movie
Favorite Music:
the Beastie Boys, Belle & Sebastian, Ben Folds (Five), Coldplay, Death Cab for Cutie, Missy Elliot, Franz Ferdinand, The Go! Team, Imperial Teen, Jay-Z, Ted Leo + the Pharmacists, Lush, Madonna, The Magnetic Fields, Metric, Morningwood, Of Montreal, Dolly Parton, The Postal Service, The Rapture, Scissor Sisters, the Smiths, Snow Patrol, Stars, Sufjan Stevens, Rufus Wainwright, Washington Social Club, Kanye West
Favorite TV Shows:
The Office, Project Runway, Lost, BSG, subterranean, NewNowNext, Family Guy, [adult swim], America's Next Top Model, cheesy VH1 pop culture talking head shows
Zodiac Sign:
Leo
About Me:
I'm a pop culture addict who frightens his boyfriend with trivial knowledge. Part-time do-gooder, part-time evil-doer, full-time lovable goof. Slowly learning that my sarcasm will not protect me.

For entirely too much information, see chrisafer.com.
Who I Want to Meet:
Freaks and geeks. Philanthropic misanthropes. Jenna Bush's exes. Bitches who pour beer on weaves.

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Ed
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Happy birthday!

Sam
Posted
I'd totally tap that.

Kenn
Posted
you smiile so little seems to be a very deep person abut the eyes are so lovely...
love the beard...
=)

Andrew
Posted
chris is good at porn trivia.

Brian
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Chrisafer makes me smile. And giggle. And smirk in silly ways. And jump up and down like in a bouncy-castle.

Da
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Being friends with Chrisafer makes me want to be a better person. No, wait, that's not right... OH, he makes me want to have a better porn collection. That's what it is.

Kyle
Posted
Upon further inspection of Safer's Pidgeon Forge photograph, I have concluded he is really Sean Connery, circa 1966, undercover. Clever Lad.

Kevin
Posted
Chris has the BEST photo captions! He makes me laugh

Natalya
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Last night, when I was leaving Backroads, I didn't say bye to Chris. That's because I'm a bad person. Chris is a nicer person than I am.

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