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"If you want to guest star on the Ghost Whisperer, we're going to need you to look serious."
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"I live in Santa Monica, or as I like to call it, Santa SEANica. I don't date online. Well, I have...but it's weird. I admit..."
More about Sean
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More About Sean
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College/University:
Belmont University, Attended 1997 - 2000, Class of 2000, Bachelor's Degree, Music Buisness/Television Production
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Occupation:
Comedian
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Affiliations:
SF Comedy All Stars, ImprovOlympic, Nashville Predators Puck Patrol, QComedy, NBC Page Alumni, GLAAD, Human Rights Campaign
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Hobbies and Interests:
cardio, reading, writing, Krav Maga/asskicking, taking showers, grocery/toiletry shopping, antioxidants
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Favorite Books:
The Color Purple, Dictionary of Cultural Literacy, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, American Psycho, The Lost Boy, Lovely Bones, Bird By Bird
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Favorite Movies:
Cable Guy, Welcome to the Dollhouse, The Wiz, Donnie Darko, Freeway, Empire Strikes Back, Waiting For Guffman
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Favorite Music:
Prince, Sam Cooke, Stevie Wonder, Huey Lewis, Alison Krauss, Al Green, Erasure, Reba McEntire, Madonna
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Favorite TV Shows:
Curb Your Enthusiasm, Meet the Press
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Zodiac Sign:
Libra
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About Me:
I live in Santa Monica, or as I like to call it, Santa SEANica. I don't date online. Well, I have...but it's weird. I admit openly that it is "all about me" 80% of the time. I'm not proud of it, but it's me. Hence, an online profile. It's like a virtual Barbara Walter's i'view! The older I get the more I learn to embrace what I am and ignore what I'm not(Thanks Wynonna Judd's Live Album). I'm ambitious and poor, so I lead a hard-working lifestyle. I'm an accidental gay activist, child advocate, and feminist...but I'm not all up in your face about it. I bounce from nun to ho every few months. I'm mostly here to look at half-naked pics and tell you when I have a show. Like this one:
FEATURING WITH E! TV's KAITLIN COLUMBO
M/BAR
1253 Vine St
Fountain/Vine in Hollywood--VALET AVAILABLE
TUESDAY, APRIL 18, 2006 8 PM SHARP
FREE, BABY.
For reservations call: (323) 856-0036
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Who I Want to Meet:
A real life Donnie Darko. A pro wrestler. Nice people, especially at first. Happy People..or angry people who own it, like old ladies. Like I think meeting Sophia from the Golden Girls would be awesome. She was such a RAGING BITCH, but I was watching Access Hollywood and now she has Parkinson's syndrome or some shit, so I imagine she's not NEARLY as fun anymore. It's a shame. Or Maybe it's Karma? I'd like to meet both healthy eaters AND late night Dennys Bingers, nice smilers/big-armed fools (eh, ladies?), moped riders, and peeps who enjoy or tolerate silence, bossiness and neurosis, and can tell me when to shut up (but not too often). Someone who is in it to win it. If you are a barista I will not fuck you. I've already done it six times and it's become a point of humiliation. thanks in advance for understanding.
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Testimonials and Comments for Sean
guy with the tip jar in the sauna at 24
Hour Fitness on Van Ness. She works
hard for the money, so you better treat
her right.
have shared many a hearty chortle with
and many a snide remark. Some of
which left us wondering who was more
like Andrew Dice Clay and who was
more like Rodney Dangerfield. Well
Sean, I have concluded you're more like
Judy Tenuta and I'm more like Yakhoff
Smirnoff. On a side note from 1994,
Sean once stood in line for 5 hours to
get autographed pictures from former
WWE show stopper Razor Ramon. He
was signing autographs at the Folsom
24 Hour Workout. I was unable to
attend due to a hectic shift of work at the
McDonalds in Wal-Mart, but he came by
and presented me with a personalized
autographed picture. I'm sorry you
didn't catch Razor Ramon's toothpick he
flung it into the horde of unruly WWE
fans. I still have the picture.
from the contents of his poor,
Sacramentan soul. However charming it
may be, I fear the only way to truly
know him is to get past the smile.
And if the only way to get past the
smile is to beat him with a mid-70s
IBM typewriter until he's a crying
pool of man upon the floor, so be it.
When I finally get a blowjob from
sean, I'll post a Zagat-style review
of it! Promise!
(dramatic pause) is seans laugh....no
the last thing you see (dramatic pause)
is the ring.... on no.. i was right the
first time.
known. I've had the pleasure of seeing
him come into his own the past few
months, and I have to say that he is
one of the most inspiring people I've
ever known. He can turn any bad
situation into a laugh-fest. I'm lucky
to have him as a flat-mate, and even
luckier to have him as a friend. If he
deems you worthy enough to be his
friend, you should count your lucky
stars.