Friends

Jun 2003

New Orleans, LA & Birmingham, AL

http://profiles.friendster.com/culprit007

The Altamont School, Birmingham-Southern College, Savannah College of Art & Design

slum lord extraordinaire

making friends, meeting people, travel, reading, scuba & snorkeling, midget tossing, vodka tonics (splash of sour, please), computer stuff...

Too many to list here...

The Red Violin, Chocolat, To Kill A Mockingbird, Giant, The Usual Suspects, Office Space, stuff that makes me cry, anything with subtitles.

South Park, Chappelle's Show, I Love The 70's/80's/90's, GhostHunters, any of the myriad of forensic science/cold case files-type shows on Discovery Channel, Adult Swim, Nip/Tuck.

Sagittarius

I'm a "thick-ass white girl" who's nearsighted and completely unphotogenic.

I'm kind of a cheeseball. I like Hello Kitty, Happy Bunny, Disney & Pixar movies, old comic books, hideously bad 80's music, and other such nonsense.

One of my ears is a little lower than the other one, so I can't ever get my glasses to sit straight.

People say I have a crooked smile, too. (Crooked meaning lopsided, not crooked like a villian - at least I think that's how they mean it.) Hmm...

I don't like drains or ceiling fans that spin too fast.

I like reading in bed, frozen margaritas, Golden Flake Dill Pickle-flavor potato chips, cheap champagne, egg salad sammiches, Buffalo Rock, Vodka Tonics, bad karaoke (both watching and participating), people-watching (and sometimes heckling) and just hanging with my friends. I love jokes and general weirdness.

I try to eschew drama whenever possible. (Sometimes it just doesn't work out.)

I am a big fan of literacy. I'm not the kind of gal to flaunt big words condescendingly, but if you say "nucular" or "supposobly," I will correct you with the proper term "nuclear" or "supposedly."

Sometimes I'm pretty high-strung... but usually in a really laid-back kind of way. I'm... a dichotomy. A geek, but pretty kewl.

Ummm... Dave Chappelle, Bill Gates, Elvis impersonators, circus folk (I don't have any midget or bearded lady friends), pirates, freaks, geeks, royalty, eurotrash, fellow dorky underachievers, anyone with a good sense of humor and minions to do my bidding. Uh, and YOU. Maybe. If you're kewl. (Please provide references on a separate sheet of paper.) Oh... and you must be wearing clothes. No internet whores, please!