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Dani Darko GoFuckYourself
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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
Apr 2003
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Hometown:
Westminster
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Dani Darko's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/danihell
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Occupation:
Patron saint of quality footwear
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What I enjoy doing:
Tattoos, Metal, Loud Music, Camel Lights, Sleeping, Dive Bars, Dave Grohl, Cock Rock, Cape Cods, Jack White, Rock Shows, New Wave, Brad Pitt, Sarcasm, Serial Killers, 80's, Booze, Peter Hayes, Shopping, Mafia Shit, Blah Blah Blah...I could go on for days
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Favorite Books:
Anything by Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Jackie Collins, Anton LaVey, The Dirt (crue), Memoirs of a Geisha
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Favorite Movies:
GoodFellas, Casino, Fight Club, Raging Bull, The Taxi Driver, Godfather, Office Space, House of 1000 Corpses, Almost Famous, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Donnie Darko, True Romance, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Seven, Secretary
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Favorite Music:
Motley Crue, G-N-R, QOSTA, Helmet, Whirlwind Heat, AIC, Rolling Stones, DM, Led Zep, Beatles, HIM, Chimaira, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, FNM, The Faint, White Stripes, B.R.M.C., Bowie, Pennywise, The Cure, Human Waste Project, MCR, Deftones, NIN, Jimi, Pixies
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Insomniac, Monster Garage, Jackass, Reno 911, The Simpsons, Ren and Stimpy, Spongebob Squarepants, Uranium, Invader Zim, Punk'd, I Love the 80's, anything on Food TV
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About Me:
I'm cynical. I'm moody. I drink too much. Vodka is a
godsend. I smoke. Have done so for 10 years. I only have 2
female friends. And I like it that way. I always look mad.
Though I usually am not. I have no idea what my naturalhair
color is. I have the same birthday as Anton LaVey. That
explains a lot. I am a mutt. More of a mutt than you. Or
anybody you know. I just wanna make out. Probably not with
you. I love red wine. I hate white wine. I am a great cook.
I like to eat ice cream. In bed. Far too often. I'm short.
5'3 to be exact. And I like being a short shit. I wear
chucks. All of the time. I like being alone. Yet I miss
having someone around. I am picky. I am antisocial. I think
too little of myself. I am addicted to cherry coke. I drink
at least 3 a day. AT LEAST. I would die if i did not have
my nails done. They are long and black. Always. I have
killed almost every plant I have owned. I live alone.
Wouldn't have it any other way. I am neither italian nor
mexican yet I cook those foods the best. I like to sleep.
All day long. My guilty pleasures are Justin Timberlake and
The Transplants. Deal with it. I drink 32's of Miller High
Life. It truly is the champagne of beers. Well not really,
but I do like the stuff. I have an unhealthy obsession with
the mafia and serial killers. I think I may have been a
mass murderer in a past life. Either that or there is one
in me waiting to come out. Be careful. I hate sports. I
like scruffy boys. I love hipbones. So sexy. I don't
exercise. Ever. I know that is awful. I don't drink nearly
enough water. I like to sing. But only when I am all alone.
I have never watched the first 3 Star Wars. And do not plan
to. I love the rain. And cold weather. I want to move far
away from here. I have no clue where yet. I still live
within 5 minutes of the hospital I was born in. I hate fake
people. Get over yourselves, seriously. I like to ramble
about meaningless things...
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Who I Want to Meet:
My knight in shining armor. But this is the real world and
I know I am not finding him. I mean, who wears armor
nowadays?
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that giant cemetery on Beach Blvd when out of
nowhere like six or seven hot ladies come
along and want a piece of Strong Bad. Dani is
so wicked awesome that she fought them off
with flying ninja stars and we finished our
night of unadulterated passion. Dani is to the
limit!
the garage sometime and play with
my pet shark.
message!
that bad. Pork Roast, Potatoes,
Brownies..what the fuck was I thinking?
And wine to wash it down with? you're
fuckin killin me Dani..shiiiieeettttt!
argue about nothing...
all week and do nothing productive at
all. we can make fun of the french
together :winks: