Alicia Dattner

      "Eat, Sleep, Pray, Taunt."

      ""Alicia's standup has an amazing and rare combination of qualities- her work is at once subtle and intense, sophisticated..."

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      • Nick
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      • Happy birfday Alicia!
      • Isaac
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      • Consistently astounding.
      • Guy
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      • Fun to hug.
      • Blair
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      • dattner has magic hair
      • Kevin
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      • I love the way you could see her in a beat-up
        down jacket one moment, and stunning in
        fish-net stockings in the next. She never
        brings people down. She always has the
        craziest drawings that she shows me and for
        awhile, sent me emails showing me the
        differences of Kant and Descartes. And, most
        importantly, she sets her goals and commits
        to them (in San Francisco too!). However, I
        refuse to call her Dattner, like she's from a
        70's cop show. She'll always be Alicia.
      • Isaac
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      • She was at this party and a bunch of
        hipster women were trying to
        "choreograph" dance moves to a
        Michael Jackson song, as such
        women are prone to doing. Well,
        she cold busted this stone dope
        routine all by herself that shut them
        the fuck down. They are agog and
        she's like "Yeah, I came up with that
        in 6th grade." That is why everyone
        should want to be her friend forever.
      • Tony
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      • She's real funny. And totally hot.
      • Alicia
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      • Dattner is the best, funniest, most
        fantabulous dancer I have ever seen (it
        is not important that I was on drugs
        when I saw this). She is like aerobics
        meets mime meets ninja meets dancebot
        craziness!!! Not to mention that she
        helped me find all my long lost pals.
        Damn, is this girl swell, or what?
      • Guy
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      • I was given a Dattner as a housewarming
        gift in early September of 2001, and I
        set it in a corner, never imagining
        it'd be of any use. Now I can't
        imagine life without one: all the
        hugging and the cuteness and it peels
        potatoes in a breeze! Thanks DattCo,
        you made life as an unwed, unemployed
        mother that much easier.
      • Michael
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      • i know her fur real, like not just on
        the interweb. She's like a superhero in
        real life. Talented actress, comic,
        singer, all that good crap.

        She's foxy and if i were about 30 years
        younger, i'd date her.

        She's a really good friend, and always
        does what she says she'll do, which is
        quite rare in this world.

        she makes neat movies.

        when i met her i thought she was on
        drugs, but nope. She's just wierd.

        meow!

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