• Stephen Smith

      "Berlin's weird..."

      ""I studied philosophy and music. Instead of deciding between them, I've had the feeling my whole life that in the divergent..."

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      • Brian Schwartz
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      • Katy
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      • Steve once rescued a kite from plunging to its death. Not sure how it (Elmo) began on a nose-dive under his maneuver, or how he managed to make it soar right back up, thus preventing it from crashing onto a baseball player at a disasterously close-distance of 2 feet.

        Steve has never flown a kite before that...and I have never done a rescue like that as a more experienced kite-flyer than he.

        He saved 2 lives that afternoon. Or maybe 3, because if Elmo died I would have made sure that Steve went too....

        I love it when I discover a hidden talent.

        Happy 27th!! And base on this story I believe that the world is a better (or safer) place because you are around.
      • Susan
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      • Steven Superman Smith...

        ...I first met Steve when I was a little freshman girl and after seeing him dancing on stage in his tighty whities, he became my dreamy superman!

        Since those days, Steve has shown that he is as honorable and strong as superman. He has never faltered in his focus to shed new light to the musicological world. As for physical strenghth and stamina, I have no doubt that Steve could alone pick up a bookshelf and when called upon, stay awake for many days and write many many pages about deep musical ideas and their relationship to alienlife and reproduction.

        As I do have many shoes and coats, Steve has many books about many things...

        ...if you are or think you are Lois Lane, please call me at 895-3457 for an interview and possibility to meet Mr. Steve Superman Smith.
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      • awww Steve, if your parties are as good as your invite messages, I'm competely depressed because I've missed them all so far! I swear- all valid reasons. Can't your birthday be a more...convenient day? Anyway, hope you don't have too much trouble remembering your own name on the 6th. Keep it real over there at Claremont!
      • Emanouil
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      • Steve is almost an exact copy of me,
        only bigger and smarter. So, basically,
        he's a "super-me". He's one of those
        people who can balance reading three or
        four book per week and writing papers
        that are somewhat relevant to those
        books, being more than reasonably
        involved in music (for someone living in
        NYC!), consistently keeping himself
        informed and aware so that he can
        maintain a high level of outrage against
        the W administration on the one side;
        with a drinking ability that can put a
        russian-irish sailor to shame, and,
        generally, partying like he's still
        stuck in a dorm in the middle of a
        god-forsaken city (no specific reference
        or anything). It's a very delicate
        balance, sort of like the way a
        super-heavyweight lifts and balances 800
        lbs. over his head and the bar looks
        like a parabola. He's also a great
        friend who helped me kill a couple of
        hours between a crazy party and a Sunday
        morning church gig. What more can one
        ask for?
      • Kathy
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      • There are two things of which I'm proud.
        The first is that I hold the coveted honor
        of being the only girl-who's-seen-a-sock-
        stuffed-steve-gyrating-within-millimeters-
        of-her-nose. At least, I think I'm the only
        one.... I'm not sure where else he might
        have performed that sketch. He did
        spend some time in Europe, and as we
        all know, all bets are off when there's a
        plethora of sheep about. What was I
        saying? Oh, right... Steve can dance
        good. And he also looks like Dean Cain.
        A little. Oh, and I lied before. I've really
        got nothing else to be too smug over.
        Nothing that compares to that anyway.
      • Robert
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      • Steve does three impersonations: a
        Nubian goat in heat, the sound of a
        Nubian goat giving birth to Christopher
        Walken, and Christopher Walken, who may
        or may not be standing next to a Nubian
        goat in heat. This fact alone is enough
        to make Steve illegal in 24 states.
        Still, Steve presses on. As an
        uncompromisingly ethical, post-bohemian
        philosopher/critic with the rarest love
        for words, one would think that Steve
        would have no need for sound effects and
        impersonations while he's off dialectic
        hunting or connecting the dots between
        Freud, Shoenberg and genitals. But
        Steve always finds a way to work them
        in. Just like he found a way to work in
        5 degrees in 7 years (which he'd love to
        tell you all about), and all while
        maintaining impeccable classical guitar
        chops and a secret desire to become the
        next great white rapper. For Steve,
        with bling-bling or without, I am
        greatful.
      • Posted
      • Steve is like a cerebral
        Superman...except instead of
        superpowers, he has Lacan...which I
        suppose would really make him more of
        a beatnik-coffeehouse Clark Kent...and
        even though he may not save damsels
        in distress, when it comes time to
        disseminate the hidden Freudian
        transcript latent in 19th century
        hysterics, he's the man to call...either
        way, he's totally my hero...even if post-
        modern theory is my own personal
        kyrptonite...
      • theresa
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      • something very important has come
        to my attention, and i felt the previous
        testimonial could not go without this
        addendum:

        MOVIES AND COP PORN!!!
      • theresa
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      • after several months and countless
        hours of persistent drunken
        pestering, steve has finally joined the
        friendster! people are sheep -
        welcome to the flock! now to get you
        onto myspace...
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