Osvaldo Jimenez

Lazear Elementary, Attended 1984 - 1986
St Joseph Elementary School, Attended 1994 - 1987, Class of 1994
St Joseph Notre Dame High Sch, Attended 1994 - 1998, Class of 1998

Stanford University, Attended 1998 - 2003, Class of 2010, Ph.D., Computer Science BS, Learning Design & Technology MA, Learning Sciences & Technology Design PhD

Eternal Student Majoring in Player hatin'

Table Tennis, Music, DJing, Teaching, Video Games, Disturbing the Peace

Psychology related non-fiction, (ie Emotional Intelligence, Shyness, etc), also any non-fiction that deals with interests mentioned up top.

Dumb & Dumber, Friday, There's Something About Mary, Meet The Parents, Swingers, Old School, Harold & Kumar

Hip-Hop, Rockwell, House, UK Garage, Jungle, Latin, Rock en Espanol, Banda, Pasito Duranguense, Reggaeton

The Office, Boondocks, Family Guy, Everybody Hates Chris, Arrested Development, Da Ali G Show, Otro Rollo

I dunno why, but I always enjoy teaching at camps for overprivileged kids. Recently, they've been asking me to teach college kids, which isn't too much of a difference, except I can get away with saying more bad words, I don't have to ask them to stop picking their noses as much and I get more pity laughs from them when I tell my jokes. I think the coolest feeling that I get is seeing the shock on my students faces when they see me at their parties (usually they're gettin their un-coordinated "stanford style" freak on, and they look up and see me behind my tables, and I get on the mic and say something like "shouldn't you be working on your homework?"). And in case the cogs aren't workin today, I also DJ parties (Hence my hidden alter ego, "DJ Osvaldo"), so if you wanna hire me, send sumthin my way.

Anyone that can use the words "daddy yankee", "scraper", "intrinsic motivation", & "culero" correctly in a sentence are welcome to apply. I'll also accept apps from anyone who wants to go dance at a club (merengue, roq, hip-hop, house, jungle) without gettin their butt grabbed by some 40 year old. (i hate when that happens). Those need to be accompanied by two letters of recommendation.

Oh yeah and if any of yous are gonna be in any of these places and I somehow know you, or if they are a friend of a friend, esp in singapore, cuz I won't know anyone, then you know what to do...
aug 24 - 30 beijing
aug 30 - sept 6 tokyo
sept 6 - 9 singapore
sept 9 - 13 hong kong