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"No, I haven't gotten taller. You've developed osteoporosis."
More about Dan
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Occupation:
Actor, Writer, Designer, Illustrator, Nerd
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Affiliations:
Theater Oobleck
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Hobbies and Interests:
poetry, theater, literature, punk, ska, revolution, thai food, indian food, ethiopian food, greek food, writing, painting
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Favorite Books:
Grendel, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Lullaby, Lord of the Rings, Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates, Cruddy, All My Pretty Ones, My Life in the Bush of Ghosts, The Empty Space, MacBeth
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Favorite Movies:
Fight Club, Six String Samurai, Star Wars, Barton Fink, 25th Hour, Evil Dead, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Brain That Wouldn't Die, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
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Favorite Music:
Operation Ivy, Tom Waits, They Might Be Giants, The Suicide Machines, The Specials, Bis, Blue Meanies, Boris the Sprinkler, MTX, Ted Leo, Screeching Weasel, Madness, Dirt Bike Annie, Edith Piaf, the song in Maniac Mansion that played when you were Razor
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Favorite TV Shows:
Six Feet Under, a lot of sketch comedy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, shitty reality shows my wife makes me watch and I love to hate, The Wire
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Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
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About Me:
No, I haven't gotten taller. You've developed osteoporosis.
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Who I Want to Meet:
People in various stages of undead.
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my book.
sense he goes to his secret lab in the
back of his closet and makes puppets
that he brings to life with a
combination of peanut butter,
rasberries, and 208 Vac. I bet he even
teaches these unnatural creatures songs
and dentistry. It is soley because of
Dan and his minions that I refuse to
have this molar crowned. Damn you Dan
and your evil conjurations!
picture is the best one ever to grace the Friendster
site. He's wearing a raw steak around his neck,
people! I'm not sure of the significance of that, but
knowing Dan, I'm certain that it's something like
him - cool, smart, funny and creative. Dan's one of
those people who you don't have to know well to
know that he's all of these things. Actually, you
could just see him walking down the street and
you'd know that about him. He gives off those
vibes, and that's why friends, strangers, family
members and small city animals (myself included in
that last category) like him so much. He's one of a
kind.
love affair with franco-american
products. specifically x-men pasta.
other than that, i only have one thing
to say: i miss the goatee. for the
good of humanity, grow it back, man.
place to tell you something so private
but I lost your email and you aren't
returning my calls--um, Ann Coulter
called and said that she really wants
to go out with you again.
Did I do something to make you mad at
me, Dan? I just want you to know that
I'm really happy I met you and I think
that you are super kooky, funny, sweet,
smart, aggressive, and rockin. And
TALL. I hope you forgive me.
ps. Seriously, call Ann. She's
bugging me about this.
mixed CD, with rad cover art, and he
even decorated the CD itself with
artwork that was specific to my
personality. Dan is also clearly smart
and eloquent, and if he drew that
picture of himself, he's also quite
talented. I hear he's talented in
other ways, but I couldn't vouch for
those ways, personally.
about me. so i'll say nice things about
him. he's...neato. um, am i done now?