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I am the best man! THERE ARE NONE BETTER!!!!!
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Schools:
Los Perales Elementary, Attended 1981 - 1983
Donald L. Rheem Elementary, Attended 1983 - 1987, Class of 1987
Joaquin Moraga Intermediate, Attended 1987 - 1990, Class of 1990
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Schools (Other):
Campolindo (H.S.), UC Berkeley (BA), Northwestern (MD/PhD)
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College/University:
Northwestern University, Attended 2000 - Present, Class of 2009, Other, MD / PhD
University of California - Berkeley, Attended 1994 - 1998, Class of 1998, Bachelor's Degree, Molecular Bio (Genetics) & Integrative Bio
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Occupation:
scientist / student
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Affiliations:
The Heuristic Squelch, Second City Training Center
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Hobbies and Interests:
comedy, theater, high and low literature, film, intellectual pursuits of all kinds, and unexpected endings
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Favorite Books:
Catch-22, Crime and Punishment, Kavalier and Klay, The Debt of Pleasure, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Guns Germs and Steel, Anything by Twain, Swift, or Wilde. David Sedaris and Terry Pratchett are good, too.
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Favorite Movies:
I'm kind of a movie nut, but here's a sampling of films and filmmakers I enjoy: Andersons Wes and PT, Dr. Strangelove, Chris Guest, Kevin Smith, Lean, Scorcese, Godfather, Woody Allen, L.A. Confidential, The Usual Suspects, The Sting, Charlie Kaufman, etc
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Favorite Music:
Radiohead, Bob Dylan, Pearl Jam, Clapton, Cake, early U2, late Beatles, Zeppelin, Motown, Miles Davis, Coltrane, B.B. King, blues-y depressing stuff generally is good
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Favorite TV Shows:
Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, West Wing, 24, Mr. Show, Monty Python, sketch comedy in general, The Daily Show, Alias, Simpsons, Sopranos, Quantum Leap
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Zodiac Sign:
Aries
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About Me:
The first thing you have to understand about me is that I am very easily distrac
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Who I Want to Meet:
I want to meet people who can consistently make me laugh, either intentionally, or unintentionally. What I do with these people after we meet is my business.
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profession though. What he should be
doing with his life is directing movies
about his socially inept friends from high
school (initials of CPU, AN, SH). Other
then that, you ladies have a serious
catch on your hands.
else could make discussion of
Pleistocene mammals so funny?
His unique gift was first revealed to me
during a lunch time rhapsody covering
the sexual proclivities of Irish Elk
(which, incidentally, did not live only
in Ireland and wasn't a true elk).
Besides TV's Bill O'Reilly, Jason is
probably the smartest person I know.
Quite frankly, I am surprised he hasn't
excelled beyond you in your chosen field
of endeavor. Strive all you want, but
this Russell Crowe look-a-like will show
you in the end who is Master and Commander.
SIDE NOTE: If you co-edit a college
humor publication with this lad, do not
mistakenly attribute pedophilia jokes to
his authorship. As I found out, he will
beat you mercilessly and send you to bed
without dinner.
was a fun-house mirror reflection of
himself. I am still thinking of an
appropriately insulting comeback. Any
help would be much appreciated.
he is Jewish. I guess that means he has
a lot of money and must be one of those
people who buys the canned gefilte fish
at the store. Wow.
heh-hell...where do I even BEGIN? Jeee-
SUS! I mean, there's just so MUCH! Oh,
the things I could write! The
anecdotes! You could fill a book, you
could.
A book.
he's going to make an excellent
lumberjack. he flatly puts opossums,
squirrels, and racoons to shame when
scurries up timber with his immense
thunder axe. ladies, esteemed females,
if you're uneasy about a "rugged" man,
then stay out of the J-Dog's forest, if
you catch this drift. LOOK OUT BELOW!
JASON'S A CHOPPIN'!!! YEEE-HAAA!!!
tripartite division
of "tall", "grande", and "venti". I
don't know that it's actually true -
but I'm just glad that someone out
there is claiming authorship.
high together. One time we were in a
play together and we didn't memorize
our lines and we had the big dress
rehearsal, like, five days before the
first show, and the dress rehearsal was
a total freaking disaster. So I'm
backstage crying my eyes out and Jason
starts slapping me, hard, in the face
and saying "You have got to pull it
together man, you have GOT to pull it
together." So that was a good time. I
never did drama in school after that
episode but Jason did. He's just that
hard core. Good times. Jason is also
a genius, but in an extremely non-
aggressive way. Which is cool.
Be it movies, (his true faves: "Baby
Geniuses" and "To Gillian on Her 37th
Bithday") or music, (the soulful
sounds of Tesh). You will find him
demonstrating his "class" at such
establishments as Yoshinoya and
ChiChi's.