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      "I'm in a relationship with my boyfriend of 9 years and we live in San Francisco. I was the Co-Editor in Chief of ..."

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      • Aman
      • Posted
      • When I first met Ed he was a mentally unstable
        gold-digging mercenary living on borrowed time.

        Today he's an old-fashioned drug-addicted
        hairdresser possessed of the uncanny powers of
        an insect masquerading as an elegant communist
        bounty hunter from beyond the grave.

        Deep down Ed is like warm summer rain. And
        puppies.
      • Chip
      • Posted
      • ONCE WHEN I WAS SLEEPING ED
        FINGERED MY BUM EXCEPT IT WASN'T HIS
        FINGER AND I WASN'T SLEEPING. ALSO, I
        WANT TO SMASH HIS PRETTYBOY FACE
        IN.
        LOVE,
        CHIP.
      • Kira
      • Posted
      • Ya know, I was going to say that Ed
        brings a lot to the party, but that's
        not entirely correct. See, he IS the
        party. Unstoppable genius, this man.
      • Matt
      • Posted
      • Ed is a bastion of truth in a world of,
        uh, not truth. Come to think of it, I
        can't recall the man ever saying
        anything overly truthful. Actually, he
        sort of lies a lot. Dude, this
        testimonial is really a revelation for
        me! Up yours Ed!
      • Scott
      • Posted
      • Ed is an evil deadbeat dad! He's
        fathered four of my children, and every
        time I tell him that he needs to be a
        man and take responsibility he pops off
        some bullshit about two men not being
        able to reproduce! LIAR! OUR CHILDREN
        WERE BORN OF OUR LOVE!
      • Dave
      • Posted
      • See the picture up there? Okay,
        good. Now listen very carefully. This
        man is dangerous. No, don't scroll
        away, you have to believe me. This
        man is DANGEROUS. He-- oh hi
        Ed-- no, I don't-- I wasn't writing
        anything-- oh hey,--- wait, you're--
        THAT HURTS-- OH MY GOD
        SOMEBODY KJDSHLKJILUWEIUHW
      • Dale
      • Posted
      • Ed is like that 6-month-old golden Labrador
        puppy that keeps trying to hump your leg. The
        whole time he's got that wicked, "Who me?
        What did I do? faux-innocent look. It should
        be gross. But he's just so cute that it somehow
        comes off as adorable. Meanwhile his crazy
        antics seem to make everyone want to pet
        him.

        Don't ever change, baby!
      • Josh
      • Posted
      • Ed buys me blue drinks, speaks to me in
        Italian and tries to take advantage of
        me when I'm passed-out drunk. He's a
        great friend.
      • Aaron
      • Posted
      • Ed is Gay. I heard that somewhere,
        once. If I were gay and I'd met him,
        I bet I'd have a crush on him by now.
      • Aman
      • Posted
      • Ed has incredible tensile strength.
        One might expect this considering he
        is the product of 12 generations of
        selective eugenics. But he is also
        surprisingly sensitive. In fact so
        much so that he has Extra Sensory
        Perseption. Ed's network of field
        agents has infiltrated every continent.
        He has hacked into the mainframes
        of the major investment firms of the
        world. If you are reading this, it
        means Ed already has access to
        your email, bank accounts and PIN
        numbers.

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