El Bobo Sixsixsix

Proctological ASSistant, Artist/Model/DJ/Sadist

Finishing my unauthorized autobiography, burning men, video games, reptiles, shoes, heels, forensics, serial killers, erotica, Bettie Page, suicidegirls, twistedlens, people watching, fetish, porn, pin-ups, strip clubs, tiki/cocktail culture

I'm illiterate and innumerate, Men are from Omicron Persei 7, Women are from Omicron Persei 9

Brazil, Sexy Beast, Weapons of Ass Destruction, Anal with an Oriental Slant, Mulholland Dr., El Mariachi, Army of Darkness, The Big Lebowski, Cinema Paradiso, On Golden Blonde, Santa Sangre, Amelie, El Topo, Donnie Darko, House of 1000 Corpses, City of Lost Children

House, Industrial, Trash Disco, Lounge, EBM, New Beat, Rockabilly, Psychobilly, New Wave, Acid Jazz, Rare Groove, Latin, Salsa, Ministry, Front242, Thrill Kill Kult, Apoptygma Berzerk, Portishead, Lords of Acid, Rob Zombie, KMFDM, NIN, Marilyn Manson, more

The Simpsons, Futurama, Porn-o-rama, Insomniac, VIP, King of Queens, Food 911, American Chopper, Married with Children, Whose Line Is It Anyway? No really, with all these voices inside my head, I lose track.

I am the Angel of Death. The time of The Purification is at
hand. I invented people watching. I'm a paranoid
schizophrenic. I'm also a paranoid schizophrenic. This
profile is ribbed for your pleasure. I make 8- track mix
tapes for my friends, but they never listen to them. I
bite. I flunked out of mime college for speaking. I was
going to be the world's first talking mime. People
misunderstand genius, I think out of fear or jealousy. I am
easily the most humble person you will ever meet. I do
bikram pilates. I've been described as "saucy" but only by
me. I like reptiles. I'm the only Christian abortionist
outside of the Vatican. I'm a misanthropic sociopath, or is
it a sociopathic misanthrope? I forget, and I'm too
apathetic to care. I don't believe in Friendster - not that
I think it won't work, but that I don't think it really
exists. I attended deep-sea welding school in Montana, but
afterwards found it difficult to find work there. I like
wrong number phone sex, and short walks on the beach. I
think it's time that fan dancing made a comeback. I have
the uncanny ability to memorize TV commercials, but
especially Simpsons episodes. I like Tai Chi, and Chai Tea.
A few years ago I conquered the world, but drank too much
at the after party, and when I came to, the world had taken
itself back. I've been described as "disarmingly
intelligent" but only by the voices inside my head. I'm a
punctual procrastinator. I juggled gas-powered chainsaws.
Once. I'm a chronic insomniac. I've been "told" that
I "over-use" "air quotation marks." Recently my left
testicle started getting cocky, so I shaved the right one
just to show the left one what could happen to it. A former
employer assigned me office 666 (seriously). I frequently
offend those who are easily offended, and those who are
not. No one would ever call me politically correct.
However, many have called me a jerk, a bastard, rude,
insensitive, irreverent, asshole, clod, the defendant, etc.
My favorite saying is "You go girl!" I use it frequently in
conversations with my bitches. The saying I hear the most
often is: "That's him officer!" My sister says my penis
has "a certain Wessonality." I'm more goth than you are. I
like animals. No, I love animals. I love them so much, that
I wish they could be inside of me. So I eat them. I like
masturbating during confession so I can kill two birds with
one stone. The Catholic priests like it too. I'm afraid of
the dark. And the light. I spent 48 hours in county on a
5150 for being cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. I'm a pretty
tolerant person, unless your name happens to be Lactose. I
categorize my feces by taste before releasing them into the
world. I don't get mad, I get mad. Whoops - guess I was
wrong. I lowered my cholesterol. I say what other people
are thinking. Or maybe I have that backwards. I think about
you when I masticate. It's OK to need reassurance, isn't
it? There was only one thing that I could do - was ding a
ding dang, my dang a long ling long.

My parole officer. People with tattoos. People without
tattoos. Streepers. My other personalities. Miss Emma Peel.
Dr. Kevorkian. Friendster women without any kind of facial
piercings, especially labrets, and those that have them.
People dripping with sarcasm, and those not afraid to
offend others. The Devil, and Dita - at the same time.
Sylvia Saint, Nikki Nova, and Gauge. Let's not forgot Jade
Hsu, Sky Lopez, Belladonna, Jezebelle Bond, Nautica, Dee,
and Teanna Kai! Asian, Latina, goth, fetish, devil, &
retro/hipster girl models. More pornstars and strippers.
Women who post pictures of themselves on the toilet. Did I
mention Latinas? Seriously. Any Crazy Horse (San Francisco)
or Century Theater dancers, past and present. Hookers
(female) that let me dry-fist them for free (there's
nothing quite like a good dry-fisting. Or so I've heard).
Women with pretty feet or sexy shoes. And YOU! For shizzle.
Just message me if you want me to add you as a friend. It's
that easy. Maybe. (Since you've made it this far, just
message me. We don't have to be friends, but at least let
me know you're out there).