Elisabeth Kieselstein-Cor

Gary Larson's School for Special People, Phd Din Benevolent Wizadry

Moral Avenger, Utter Nut

No, thank you.

...illustration, writing, photography, unintentional performance.... uh...it would be far faster to list what I am uninterested in.... this box, for instance.

I'll read anything. Really. Factual information, poetry, that which is written in languages that I cannot ordinarily speak....I particularly like, "How to Attract the Wombat, " and everything by Cuppy, Nabokov and Snuffalufagus.

Barbarella, The Neverending Story, Metropolis, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, (is there a chorus of twenty-something year old females chanting, Lost In Translation? Count me in, why don't you?)

All music. Literally. It's mortifying. I was in a band with a name that is far too embarassing to repeat, (actually more than one...several But I dig them. The little one: The Alps, The Hiss, The Doleful Lions, The New York Loose, ....The Big Ones: The Velvet Underground, The Ramones, The New York Loose, Smashing Pumpkins, Blind Mellon, Rage Against the Machine, Nine Inch Nails, Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds, Oasis, Echo and the Bunnymen, Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians, The Gypsy Kings, Duran Duran, Haans Christian Anderson, The Everly Brothers, Billy Idol, Iggy Pop, Seventies and Eighties Trash

Home Cooking with Mr. Dahmer, The test of the Emergency Broadcast System - (although I dont' advise watcing both at the same time - it raises too many questions)

Has an (extremely) soft heart and a (rather)hard head.
As of now,studies are inconclusive. What do I go bonkers for? Rain, Sunshine while it's raining when it's warm....New Mexico and Ireland, The Velvet Underground, being a smitten like a kitten, the deep end of the ocean and shallow blonds, rescue missions, The Neverending Story, Roald Dahl's horror stories and The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar and Six More, Wednesday Addams, while the heart can only teach, I love learning Anthropology, sociology, gender studies, kinetics,comparative literature, esoteric sciences and metaphysics and mythology, alternative medicines,Strawberry syrup in soda water, The Lost Boys , The New York Loose, Fantasia, the dark, the dawn, the twilight, laughing at things I really shouldn't , making other people laugh at things that they really should, Quentin Blake, Maxfield Parrish, Playdough, Rage Against the Machine, Edie Brickell, Iggy Pop... People who really don't "know better" and The Disgruntled, snuggly animals, The Honest, The Earnest, The Obscenely Quirk-Riddled, They That Rage....The Sage...and The Massively Naive.

My Maker.....( But only to ask for the instruction booklet back and to return with a written apology for family and friends)
Rob Zombie, so that I can strangle him for desroying any shot I had at sleeping past nightfall...And
You, for letting the sunshine in, Baby. (Eyeroll, wink)