Emil is a brilliant but disturbed
supergenius, much like his idol, Mr.
Burns. I realized this when we met
freshman year at GW and he helped me
sell "shares" of an expensive
videogame we wanted to other kids in
the dorm. I think he is actually doing
a bigger version of the same concept
today and getting rich. Really, Emil
is a fantastic guy who I wish would
just move his sorry ass back to
California (with uber-babe Keri, of
course) so we could hang out more. No
matter where you live, any of you
fools would be lucky to have Emil in
your life. But what do I know?
Apparently I'm a jackass who can't
even take the time to fill out a
profile. Oh and by the way? Will Kirk
called. He wants his Casio synthesizer
back...
My buddy Emil is a Porsche drivin',
simpson's lovin', x-box playin', girly
coctail drinkin' fool...pretty soon I'm
gonna get this "bee-otch" to dance. ;)
Emil Rensing is a CRAZY BIZNITCH. But
we all still love him, regardless.
Back in the day, he stalked me and,
eventually, befriended me by giving me
an uber-large box filled with Viacom
paper cups. (Which, BTW, still are the
shit many years after the fact.) Ah,
memories. {tear}
He probably hates me now because of
the multiple, multiple times I've
promised to visit him in NYC and never
showed. (I know, I suck at life...but
I am working on it. Ish.) But, you
know what, if it weren't for me he
would not have the hottest Lance Bass
poster in the world hanging in his
office, dammit.
Emil holds the honour of being the
only person to date who has called me
and left the following voicemail: "Yo.
I'm at Snoop Dogg's house. Call me
back and pass the Courvoisier." Amen
to that.
Spanky McRensing is the best straight
friend the 'mos ever had. And not just
because his lovely wife Keri (aka Boob
Girl) is the Norm of gay bars. Spanky
helped build the first iteration of
PlanetOut bringing homo fabulousness to
the internet like never before. Also,
he has the Simpsons arcane game in his
kitchen, which is arguably more
important in Manhattan than an oven.
supergenius, much like his idol, Mr.
Burns. I realized this when we met
freshman year at GW and he helped me
sell "shares" of an expensive
videogame we wanted to other kids in
the dorm. I think he is actually doing
a bigger version of the same concept
today and getting rich. Really, Emil
is a fantastic guy who I wish would
just move his sorry ass back to
California (with uber-babe Keri, of
course) so we could hang out more. No
matter where you live, any of you
fools would be lucky to have Emil in
your life. But what do I know?
Apparently I'm a jackass who can't
even take the time to fill out a
profile. Oh and by the way? Will Kirk
called. He wants his Casio synthesizer
back...
Shiny, vicious soap
Not unlike their bald white heads
Anarchists attack!
TALENT ASS CLOWN STARTED
WINNING GRAMMYS
simpson's lovin', x-box playin', girly
coctail drinkin' fool...pretty soon I'm
gonna get this "bee-otch" to dance. ;)
you!
we all still love him, regardless.
Back in the day, he stalked me and,
eventually, befriended me by giving me
an uber-large box filled with Viacom
paper cups. (Which, BTW, still are the
shit many years after the fact.) Ah,
memories. {tear}
He probably hates me now because of
the multiple, multiple times I've
promised to visit him in NYC and never
showed. (I know, I suck at life...but
I am working on it. Ish.) But, you
know what, if it weren't for me he
would not have the hottest Lance Bass
poster in the world hanging in his
office, dammit.
Emil holds the honour of being the
only person to date who has called me
and left the following voicemail: "Yo.
I'm at Snoop Dogg's house. Call me
back and pass the Courvoisier." Amen
to that.
friend the 'mos ever had. And not just
because his lovely wife Keri (aka Boob
Girl) is the Norm of gay bars. Spanky
helped build the first iteration of
PlanetOut bringing homo fabulousness to
the internet like never before. Also,
he has the Simpsons arcane game in his
kitchen, which is arguably more
important in Manhattan than an oven.