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Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey.
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"To the international users of Friendster: "It's complicated (TM)" really means "I'm a whore." You're welcome."
- Male, 32, Single
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Interested In: Dating Men, Relationship with Men, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since: Jan 2003
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Location: New York, NY
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Hometown: New York
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College: State University of New York - Buffalo, Vassar College
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Company: Draftfcb Healthcare, Saatchi & Saatchi, Envision Pharma, AGAI, Columbia University, AIGA, Cymfony, New Directions Publishing
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Last Login: 1 week
- Mike's URL:
- http://profiles.friendster.com/epenthesis
"A combination of dangerous unpredictability and wild, raw sexual magnetism. Plus I drink a lot and I always look like I..."
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Schools:
Ps 11 William T. Harris School, Attended 1981 - 1987, Class of 1987
Ms 224 Manhattan East Ctr, Attended 1987 - 1988, Class of 1988
Hunter College Campus Schools, Attended 1988 - 1994, Class of 1994
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College/University:
State University of New York - Buffalo, Attended 1998 - 2001, Class of 2002, Master's Degree, Linguistics
Vassar College, Attended 1994 - 1998, Class of 1998, Bachelor's Degree, Cognitive Science
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Occupation:
Writer and editor
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Affiliations:
Democrat, atheist
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Hobbies and Interests:
Musical theatre, cabaret, gay gay gay, slasher movies, science fiction, RPGs, Macs, porn, beer, trivia
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Favorite Books:
Not Since Carrie, The Season, Ethan Mordden's Broadway Musicals series, any books about bad movies and TV, The Bluebird Cafe, Foundation series, The First Wives Club, The Life and Loves of a She-Devil, The Good Soldier, Woe Is I, Words Fail Me
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Favorite Movies:
Pleasantville, A Letter to Three Wives, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut, Wet Hot American Summer, All About Eve, Jason X, Down With Love, 8 Femmes
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Favorite Music:
Show tunes (mostly 60s and 70s shows, but a few classics, crazy flops, and new theatre music), vacuous pop crap I'm just barely old enough to remember
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Favorite TV Shows:
Babylon 5, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Family Guy, Project Runway, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The People's Court, Monty Python, Strangers With Candy, Moral Orel, Robot Chicken, Veronica Mars, Drawn Together, Wonder Showzen, Coupling (UK version), Battlestar Galactica (remake), Countdown
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Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
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About Me:
A combination of dangerous unpredictability and wild, raw sexual magnetism. Plus I drink a lot and I always look like I haven't changed my clothes in a week.I'm kind of undecided about what I want next, actually. My best bet is probably to start dating around and keeping everything studiedly casual until the last possible second, because moving fast is not something I do well.My whole life is chronicled at epenthesis.org. If you're outside my network and want to contact me, go there--I had to block outside messages because apparently every single person in South Asia wants to add me. (Note to them: I will not be your friend if you're on another continent and we've never met. Leave me alone.)Unlike most, I actually do want to use Friendster for dating purposes. Please don't be shy about messaging me. What's the worst that can happen? (I'll answer that: I actually might date you. Shudder.)
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Who I Want to Meet:
Iconoclasts, malcontents, muckrakers.People who like to hang out in piano bars and get clobbered sometimes but restrain themselves well enough that they can still pay the rent and make it in to work.People who despise small talk and who can think of other ways to get to know me than to ask me about my bleedin' job.Liberals. (No, George, Republicans are not pure evil. Still.)People who know how to use semicolons...and do.Someone who can tell me why most of the "Singles Near [Me]" are actually "In A Relationship."Singing actors. Politicians. Psychopaths. Editors. Porn stars to be.
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Testimonials and Comments for Mike
2. It's even more fun to drink and hook
up with Mike.
3. The most fun is to drink, hook up with
him, and see if he writes about you the
next day.
I'm sure none of this is news, though. If
you're reading this you've probably at
least hooked up with him. Here are
some things you might not have picked
up on:
1. He writes english gooder than me
(gooder than you, too.)
2. He doesn't drink as much as you
think he does.
3. He is a reluctant but consistent
matchmaker.
4. He hides his smile most of the time
so that you feel special when he smiles
at you. (this works)
One bit of advice: If Mike ever
proposes some elobarate plan, take
him up on the offer. You'll know what I'm
talking about when it happens.
who responded to my call for bloggers
in my "who i want to meet." For this and
many other reasons, I think he's just
super.
man in my 20's who grew up in the West
Village and had blond hair, we'd be living
parallel lives. It's almost scary.
wondering about him, and making things
up where he did not supply an identity.
if you have any mentality resembling
that of a 14 year old girl, do not
subject him to your judgement. thank
god i have evolved enough to realize
that mikes "nerdiness" is actually a
scruffy, humble glamour that makes him
sparkle like a priceless gem that got a
little dirty. when you look twice at
mike, you know you've got the goods.
well.
read his blog.
we hang out, it's a party or wedding,
and there's drinking. Mike is indeed fun
to do that with.
brother but I prefer it that way. I
know that he has somehow struck a
unique balance between utter decency
and goodness (how did you get so
polite?)by day, with unadulterated
indulgence by night (shame, shame). And
how the hell does he get up and start
over after sleeping for a mere three
hours and sometimes less? Well, thats
just it. Mike's got a secret and it
pulls us in. He will probably never
reveal the truth behind his greatness
but we do our damndest trying to figure
him out.
Mike sing Arthur's Theme while he read
the lyrics from the screen of his palm
pilot. But instead of "When you get
caught between the moon and New York
City" he mistakenly sang "...between
the WORLD and New York City," even
though he had the lyrics on his PDA. I
still wonder if the lyrics were
incorrect, or if Michael had had one
too many Coronas. Regardless, anyone
who can do this is, in my book, a
serious hardcore stud.