• Mike

      Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey.
      "To the international users of Friendster: "It's complicated (TM)" really means "I'm a whore." You're welcome."

      "A combination of dangerous unpredictability and wild, raw sexual magnetism. Plus I drink a lot and I always look like I..."

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      • Greg
      • Posted
      • I would like to touch Mike's monkey. I mean the one in the picture...or at least I hope I do.
      • Emily
      • Posted
      • The original High Flying Unicorn.
      • Jim
      • Posted
      • Basics: 1. It's fun to drink with Mike.
        2. It's even more fun to drink and hook
        up with Mike.
        3. The most fun is to drink, hook up with
        him, and see if he writes about you the
        next day.

        I'm sure none of this is news, though. If
        you're reading this you've probably at
        least hooked up with him. Here are
        some things you might not have picked
        up on:
        1. He writes english gooder than me
        (gooder than you, too.)
        2. He doesn't drink as much as you
        think he does.
        3. He is a reluctant but consistent
        matchmaker.
        4. He hides his smile most of the time
        so that you feel special when he smiles
        at you. (this works)

        One bit of advice: If Mike ever
        proposes some elobarate plan, take
        him up on the offer. You'll know what I'm
        talking about when it happens.
      • Michael
      • Posted
      • I believe Mike is the only actual blogger
        who responded to my call for bloggers
        in my "who i want to meet." For this and
        many other reasons, I think he's just
        super.
      • Deborah
      • Posted
      • Mike is my doppelganger: if I were a gay
        man in my 20's who grew up in the West
        Village and had blond hair, we'd be living
        parallel lives. It's almost scary.
      • Emily
      • Posted
      • i grew up with mike, watching him,
        wondering about him, and making things
        up where he did not supply an identity.
        if you have any mentality resembling
        that of a 14 year old girl, do not
        subject him to your judgement. thank
        god i have evolved enough to realize
        that mikes "nerdiness" is actually a
        scruffy, humble glamour that makes him
        sparkle like a priceless gem that got a
        little dirty. when you look twice at
        mike, you know you've got the goods.
      • Frank
      • Posted
      • a great guy whom i didn't treat very
        well.

        read his blog.
      • Timothy
      • Posted
      • Ah, yes. Drinking. I believe every time
        we hang out, it's a party or wedding,
        and there's drinking. Mike is indeed fun
        to do that with.
      • Katy
      • Posted
      • I really don't know what to make of my
        brother but I prefer it that way. I
        know that he has somehow struck a
        unique balance between utter decency
        and goodness (how did you get so
        polite?)by day, with unadulterated
        indulgence by night (shame, shame). And
        how the hell does he get up and start
        over after sleeping for a mere three
        hours and sometimes less? Well, thats
        just it. Mike's got a secret and it
        pulls us in. He will probably never
        reveal the truth behind his greatness
        but we do our damndest trying to figure
        him out.
      • Shane
      • Posted
      • I had the unique pleasure to witness
        Mike sing Arthur's Theme while he read
        the lyrics from the screen of his palm
        pilot. But instead of "When you get
        caught between the moon and New York
        City" he mistakenly sang "...between
        the WORLD and New York City," even
        though he had the lyrics on his PDA. I
        still wonder if the lyrics were
        incorrect, or if Michael had had one
        too many Coronas. Regardless, anyone
        who can do this is, in my book, a
        serious hardcore stud.
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