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More About Jordan
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Schools (Other):
UMS-Wright Preparatory, NYU, Gallatin
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College/University:
New York University, Attended 1999 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree, Individualized Major... whatever that means
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Occupation:
Corporate Artist (aka SELL OUT)
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Hobbies and Interests:
Rollerblading, Mountain Biking, Photography, Art stuff, Movies, Porn, Talking, AIM, Gaining Weight, Homosexual Narcissism
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Favorite Books:
American Psycho, Hitchhiker's Guide Trilogy, Neuromancer, Magic Kingdom for Sale, Ash Wednesday, The Hottest State, Great Gatsby, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Lots of porn
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Favorite Movies:
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (The Original), Bill & Ted, Contact, Weird Science, Zoolander, Eternal Sunshine of the Spottless Mind, Lots of porn
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Favorite Music:
I probably won't like your pretentious, anti-pop music.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Smallville, Who Killed Laura Palmer?
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Zodiac Sign:
Aries
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About Me:
I have no secrets.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Hot nerds.
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Testimonials and Comments for Jordan
here's hoping nothing is rotten in the state of jordan. ( :
Brannigan is Dead
All I can say about that picture is: Oh
dear God
superman blue sunfire when you moved
to the city? I don't know what just made
me think of that, but I thought I'd ask.
so it's ok.
massive penis, could easily take the
pornography scene by storm but instead
sacrifices all the money, fame, and
glory to pursue his passion...staring
at a computer screen five days a week,
10 to 6, fixing mall maps. All kidding
aside though, Jordan is possibly the
best person I have ever met. I love
Jordan so much that if I ever stumbled
upon knowledge that killing every fat
person in the world would make him
happy, I would pause my own life to
engage in fat person homocide on a
massive scale until they were all gone
which reminds me...I gotta go do
something...
wasn't always hooking him up.
think the first thing he said to me was "you're
sick" because I talked about urine fetishes.
Then he told me I was "fucked up" after my
first film screened. Then he told me I was
creepy. Then he asked "what the hell do you
think about all day? Something's a bit
screwy in that head of your's." The last day
of class he insisted he'd been courting me
the entire semester and asked when we
were gonna get "it" on. Jordan, flattery will
only get you so far my dear. To get "it" on in
the sack, you need the mystique of a child
molester.
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love their porn. which is why i always
have an ethernet connection handy, so
you can all enjoy cybernetic carnal
pleasures with no interruptions. peace.
he still hasn't gotten me a new pair.
me wet my pants . . . good times.
Also, we went to a minor league
baseball game together in
sombreos . . . we were cool. I swear.