WADDUP felix?! long time no talk/see. hope you're doing well. the only way i really know what you're up to these days is your xanga... hope you're well. i miss talkin to you!
One dedicated person to learning the
culture and language of the locals!
He's weird, updated on current news,
loves to drink milk (even in bars),
and very mean to me, although he can
nice (bribe him with instant noodle).
So girls, if anyone is interested in
this dairy loving social science
major...knock on his door!
I first met Felix at a Vijay Prashad
lecture. I had previously heard about
him through a friend who spoke of
this "politically active Chinese guy
over at UMass." Naturally I was
intrigued. Felix ignored me that day
because he was too busy trying to hit
on my friend. I second met Felix at a
spoken word show at Wellesley where he
failed to recognize me and then farted
to show his disdain. I third met Felix
at the OCA Leadership Training at
UMass. He barely recognized me there
but managed to keep his farting to a
minimum. I fourth met Felix at a UMass
spoken word event where he actually
recognized me and spoke to me. I don't
know if he farted. From then on we
were fast friends. This has been the
true story of one woman's dedicated
journey to becoming Felix Poon's friend.
culture and language of the locals!
He's weird, updated on current news,
loves to drink milk (even in bars),
and very mean to me, although he can
nice (bribe him with instant noodle).
So girls, if anyone is interested in
this dairy loving social science
major...knock on his door!
lecture. I had previously heard about
him through a friend who spoke of
this "politically active Chinese guy
over at UMass." Naturally I was
intrigued. Felix ignored me that day
because he was too busy trying to hit
on my friend. I second met Felix at a
spoken word show at Wellesley where he
failed to recognize me and then farted
to show his disdain. I third met Felix
at the OCA Leadership Training at
UMass. He barely recognized me there
but managed to keep his farting to a
minimum. I fourth met Felix at a UMass
spoken word event where he actually
recognized me and spoke to me. I don't
know if he farted. From then on we
were fast friends. This has been the
true story of one woman's dedicated
journey to becoming Felix Poon's friend.