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      • Meredith
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      • Even prior to meeting Greg I had high expectations, as I had heard so many people speak so highly of him.
        "Greg is the funniest kid you'll ever meet". "Swain is great, he's craaazy"!
        So then came that cold night in Vermont, when some crazy kid was up on stage, performing in a skit, with half(yes, I did say "HALF") a shaved head. I turned to my right and asked the person sitting next to me, "Who is that?" to which I was told, "That? That is Greg Swain"! So there it was: the beginning of the end. Since then, I have seen Greg's half bald head, I've ridden numerous roller coasters with him, and I've even seen the kid make an attempt to chug an entire 20 oz. bottle of Heinz ketchup in under three minutes. These are the stories that keep me convinced that Greg is one of the funniest, most genuine people I will ever meet :-)
      • Win
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      • Greg Swain...actor, musician, singer, friend, chef, vegitarian, lover of all things un-meatly. He is my friend. We go to see the groundhog every year in Punsutawney, and then we eat kettle corn. I like kettle corn and greg.
      • Micah
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      • Greg is one of my favorite fellow vegetarians. His edible creations are quite famous, but I was a big fan of the onion taco I witnessed in a Country Cookin' buffet.
      • Win
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      • I once witnessed greg put together a
        pair of shorts to wear at a party using
        only one extra-long length of paper
        towels. For that, I shall always call him
        my fashion hero.
      • Jennifer
      • Posted
      • Greg is going to have a big ole
        ass-whoopin in his future for coming to
        New England and not calling me.
      • Heather
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      • I heard the same thing! And try as I did, I
        never saw it either. Though I did witness
        some hot dance moves accompanied
        by water polo music and Greg's attire
        for Pacific ocean nightswimming was
        definitely GQ worthy. It still wasn't
        Superman underwear, though.

        Greg is definitely not a creepy man.
      • Jennifer
      • Posted
      • I hear Greg can be really sexy in a
        paddle boat, but despite a few tries,
        I was unable to see for myself.
      • Mark
      • Posted
      • So there I am, wearing nothing but
        running shoes, which is important,
        considering I'm running through a maze
        that has been mowed though a cornfield,
        and i am thinking to myself as I look
        at the full moon to get my bearings,
        this was gregs idea, pure brillance. I
        remember trying to explain, an hour
        later to the police, my admiration for
        greg's undying creative will and
        spontaineous lust for life, but alas
        johnny law was unreachable. Swain, I
        love you and so does the Shelburne PD
      • Heather
      • Posted
      • this year, greg grew a soft bunny tail between his
        legs and hopped around our house dropping easter
        eggs. i even found one with quarters in it! what a
        nice easter bunny....everyone should have a Greg in
        their house!

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