The Greek god of gods, Zeus is possibly the most powerful of them all! He wields the thunderbolt, and rules the thunder and the sky. Zeus sits at Mount Olympus, home of the Greek pantheon, where he watches over the affairs of gods and men.

As a noble hare you are well respected, adored even. The opposite sex finds you irresistible; you are quite the charmer. In addition to being a lover, however, you are also a philosopher. You are deeply familiar with the mysteries of this world, and so you are a great resource for advice.

You're no moron; you're a smart cookie. You read, and write, and do all of that other smart stuff. You probably have an extensive library of tomes, and you probably have cool looking spectacles.

He is an old school dictator indeed! Genghis Khan made being a dictator cool before "dictator" was even a word!

The greatest of all theft, grand larceny is about exploiting the weak, taking their things, and profiting! You are a felon motivated by the promise of easy living off the riches of others. You are a true American hero.

Crabs are decapod crustaceans of the infraorder Brachyura. Except if they are in your pubic hair. Then they are nasty little lice. Luckily, unlike some other popular STDs, these guys are curable.

You will be happy without money. You will realize that money isn't necessary for a happy life. Good friends and good times are the true keys to success.

You are pure goodness. As an angel you are always willing to help others, and are particularly adept at understanding others' concerns. You are a great friend to have!

You are the protecting spirit of the group. You ensure that everyone is well-hydrated, not too-drunk, and has a ride home. Without your help, many parties would have ended very badly. When the belligerent drunk gets out of control, you are the one we pawn him off on. Everyone owes you a heart-felt "Thank You".

You are the quiet romantic type. You dream, and play your saxophone, waiting for "the one". You truly are a lonely genius.

You have a crush on someone! Crushing is a bit different than love, but it feels like almost the same thing. You think of that special person constantly, and your heart is full of hope and anticipation. Good luck to you!

You're not gay. You're straight. Why do you need a quiz to tell you that? Are you insecure about your sexuality?

You aren't fat. You're sexy! Your lithe figure and devious curves are enough to drive your lovers crazy. You exercise, and you eat right. Have fun!

Your last sight will be your own air bubbles rising to a distant water surface. Morbid, I know! But also romantic! Drowning, whether in a bathtub or in the expansive ocean, is a classic way to go.