About 4 months ago, I met this girl
Heather through a chat room.
When I met her she told me she was 21.
And I was like "All right!!" because
it is close to my own age of 23. And I
eventually asked this girl to go out
with me in hope that we will have a
relationship and be together one day.
About a month and a half after going
out one of her other friends told me
that she is 19. I was mad about that
for a little while because of the
lying.
And I come to find out this past
Sunday that she is really 12. And I
only found that out because I called
her house and her mother wanted to
know who I was. Her father was
supposed to call me and tell me her
real age. But Heather could not tell
me this herself. So her friend told
me, and her friend is 12, too. And her
friend thinks it is OK that we are
together.
to continue grizzly's "heathers" quotes:
"heather why are you such a megabitch? -
because i can be."
"corn..nuts.."
"f. me gently with a chainsaw? do i
look like mother theresa?"
"did you see that? heather #1 just
looked right at me."
"..in the Mtv video games"
"jesus was a righteous dude-AND HE'S IN
THE BOOK."
phew all of those drunken night sin
ihop, wait i have never been drunk in
ihop, ok well not at least well i was
workign anyways...this one time at
ihop...heather...well ive been
sidetracked..point is, this girl
fucking rocks the casbah, and shariff
dont like it! (rock the casbah...rock
the casbah)
i don't think i've ever spoken to
heather, but i'm her friend so i guess
i will now. she has more testimonials
than anyone on freindster ever! always
room for one more.
Heather shares her name with a
beautiful movie.. Heathers. "People
will think the school blew itself up
not because OF society, but because it
WAS society" - "This is Ohio, if
you're not caught with a brewski in
your hands, you might as well be
wearing a dress" - "Dear god, I love
my dead gay son" - "Your turn
Heather. No, Heather, it's Heather's
turn. Heather. Sorry Heather."
you rock. need i say more?
Heather through a chat room.
When I met her she told me she was 21.
And I was like "All right!!" because
it is close to my own age of 23. And I
eventually asked this girl to go out
with me in hope that we will have a
relationship and be together one day.
About a month and a half after going
out one of her other friends told me
that she is 19. I was mad about that
for a little while because of the
lying.
And I come to find out this past
Sunday that she is really 12. And I
only found that out because I called
her house and her mother wanted to
know who I was. Her father was
supposed to call me and tell me her
real age. But Heather could not tell
me this herself. So her friend told
me, and her friend is 12, too. And her
friend thinks it is OK that we are
together.
"heather why are you such a megabitch? -
because i can be."
"corn..nuts.."
"f. me gently with a chainsaw? do i
look like mother theresa?"
"did you see that? heather #1 just
looked right at me."
"..in the Mtv video games"
"jesus was a righteous dude-AND HE'S IN
THE BOOK."
ihop, wait i have never been drunk in
ihop, ok well not at least well i was
workign anyways...this one time at
ihop...heather...well ive been
sidetracked..point is, this girl
fucking rocks the casbah, and shariff
dont like it! (rock the casbah...rock
the casbah)
heather, but i'm her friend so i guess
i will now. she has more testimonials
than anyone on freindster ever! always
room for one more.
You have nice hair darling.
haha...I'mmmmm just taking up space,
like you asked. And because I can. :D
I still don't know you very well, but
you seem sexcellent. <3
hope we'll become good friends within
the years or something. Okay, bye
bye! :)
have more than one hometown. cheater.
beautiful movie.. Heathers. "People
will think the school blew itself up
not because OF society, but because it
WAS society" - "This is Ohio, if
you're not caught with a brewski in
your hands, you might as well be
wearing a dress" - "Dear god, I love
my dead gay son" - "Your turn
Heather. No, Heather, it's Heather's
turn. Heather. Sorry Heather."