Heather Weiss

Ball H S, Attended 1995 - 1999, Class of 1999

North Carolina School of the Arts, Attended 1999 - 2003, Class of 2003, Bachelor's Degree, Stage Manager

Stage Manager /Professional Ass Slapper

i affiliate with nobody but myself . . . and AEA i guess

coney island and missed freak shows, annie, sex hair, eyeliner, french class, scandalous situations, keeping secrets, the gym, girls, the boyz, homos, the olsen twins, old lady sunglasses, gold sheets, british accents, texting, new world stages theater number 4, the candy shop, gelato, bobby, conference calls, fancy people, nail polish, goodwill, splenda, reading, jewelry, starfish, sea salt, breaking into song, to do lists, my roommates, awkward times, vitamin water, lip gloss, the guitar, babies, the 80s, music, walking the streets of the city like it's my job - well not that kind of job, makin out and junk, gettin my drink on, homies, straight girls, road trips, ben stein, cheap red wine, the city, the country . . . anticipation, stimulation, adoration, contemplation, education, filling stations, isolation, inspiration, lubrication, transformation, relaxation, taste sensation, mastur.minds.

the prophet, 7 spiritual laws of success, the celestine prophecy, be here now, life of pi, if on a winter's night a traveller, a heartbreaking work of staggering genius, the five people you meet in heaven, select books on history or govenrment, isaac's storm, breakfast at tiffany's, name all the animals, letters to a young poet, the red tent, life with morrie, the virgin suicides, memoirs of a geisha, geek love, the portrait of a lady, the life and adventures of nicholas nickelby, lots and lots of plays, where's waldo, anything shakespere, the monster at the end of this book

nine to five, hands on a hard body, waiting for guffman (i lived it one summer), best in show, dumb and dumber, big, drop dead gorgeous/fred, basically the wallace and grommit series, saved, whatever happened to baby jane?, mullholand drive, most mindless teeny bopper flicks - don't judge, breakfast at tiffany's, gentlemen prefer blondes, grey gardens, mommie dearest, the children's hour, most things fabulous and 80s and john hughes.

dolly parton, paris hilton, kelly clarkson, sufjan stevens, h. stillwell, evan voytas, tituss burgess, imogen heap, rachel yamagata, gwen stefani, branvan3000, cherie, jonatha brooke, melissa ethridge, handsome boy modeling school, britney (okay so she's dumb as rocks, pretty trashy, and pregnant again...but whatever...i'll work it on the treadmill ...*ahem* or in the bedroom ...to brit anyday), missy elliot, ben harper, odb, tahiti 80, ben folds five, right said fred, the eagles, madonna, matt pond pa, ani difranco, jump little children, meatloaf, ben kweller, black crowes, david grey, prefuse 73, michael franti, rahzel, jason robert brown, wilco, slightly stoopid, other things ghetto fab and hip hop and musical and awesome and 80s.

um clearly i haven't watched prime time tv in a year now ... but when i can catch em: the golden girls, strangers with candy, the simpsons, friends, ellen, charles in charge - quality. oh and good stuff like cnn ... also slightly obsessed with the view since rosie has joined - just oh so good!

Taurus

I love going to bed with wet hair. I think awkward situations are hilarious & love being in them. I totally dig movies with summer camp themes. I have a weak spot for the elderly - And children. I have a deep love for this city but a constant yearning for the country. I don't have a tattoo. I hate being late - especially to the theatre. I don't really care to receive flowers, but looking at them on street corners or in fields is pretty dope. I've never really been fond of snow cones. I have insane attention to detail. I miss my sister . . . A LOT. I love wearing green, but yellow is most likely my favorite color to look at. One year my brother and I dressed up as California Raisins for Halloween. I miss driving my car. I like watching movies but would rather spend money on good theater. I take my coffee with milk and sweet 'n low. (So does Meryl Streep.) I like doing laundry and dislike doing dishes. Nice lips and engaging eyes are features I notice. I need to be challenged. I wish I could be 22 forever. I judge books by their cover (Literally). I hate reading instruction manuals. I usually find ways to incorporate the words "exponentially" or "oscillate" in conversation. I think hand sanitizer is saweet. I'm a huge believer in flossing. I don't care much for minestrone soup. I get upset when I don't have lime to accompany my Corona. Burning my tongue is my least favorite activity. I rarely have unpainted toenails. I love bananas but hate banana flavored candy and such. My Granny makes killer matzo ball soup. I prefer red wine to white. I am blessed. The mole people are fascinating to me. Michelangelo is my favorite Ninja Turtle. It's essential that I eat Chinese food with chopsticks. I love the way my white clothes and towels smell after I wash them with bleach. Peanut butter is swell. I find smoking unattractive. The genius that thought to manufacture beer in 40 oz bottles is pretty much my hero . . . oh, and i have a black belt in keepin' it REAL.

probably just dustin diamond. and my makah.