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Shortcake White
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Interested In:
Dating Women, Relationship with Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Mar 2003
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Hometown:
Tipp City, OH
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Shortcake's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/heatherwhitephoto
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Occupation:
Spontaneity Consultant
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What I enjoy doing:
laughing, learning, day dreaming, jackassery, making pretty pictures, getting lost in a far corner of the world, banging on a drum, spouting obscure Simpsons references, dressing in my Bavarian beer maiden costume, the occasional bud, and Burning Man.
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Favorite Books:
Atlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead, Geek Love, On The Road, Lonely Planet guides, and the J&R catalog.
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Favorite Movies:
Donnie Darko, Secretary, Tank Girl, Spirited Away, Baraka, Pleasantville, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Revenge of the Nerds, and midget porn.
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Favorite Music:
St. Germain, Stereolab, DJ Shadow, K&D, Cibo Matto, The Herbaliser, Nick Drake, Beatles, Zeppelin, Fela Kuti, Shuggie Otis, Stevie Wonder, Herbie Hancock, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, just about any classic soul, funk, and groovy vibe....
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Simpsons, Wonder Woman, Da Ali G Show
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Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
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About Me:
I am in love with life and am the carrier of a nasty,
highly contagious strain of Spring Fever.
I'm still a kind mid-westerner at heart.
I have the best tales of adventure, scandal, and
international intrigue. I was kicked out of band camp.
I'll kick your ass at Scrabble.
I'll get you into trouble often, but you'll never seem to mind.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Anyone that can keep up or inspire, ha!
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like some sort of soothing dayglow volcano.
friendster the latest addition to the
Drunken Redheaded Slut family... thats
right, people! this girl is now mah
sistah, DRS 05. woot! shortcake, i
welcome your brand of creativity into
the fold. you will no doubt inspire us
all. lead us down the path the
decadence!
down in Baja of a vaginal Cardon cactus
in hotel parking lot, let me just say
that Shortcake rocks. Light, bright,
generous, and expressive. And, unlike
the photo that says, "Look, but don't
touch," Shortcake is someone you want
very much to look at and touch! :-)
needed her in a time of need.....and
she'd do it with such sass and
creativty................everything she
touches turns to gold.......and she
even knows where to score take-out,
strong ass margaritas. Shortcake,
your a great friend and a crazy ass
lady. You never cease to amaze me
except that she is the poop! Like so
many other, Heather has changed my life
in ways I have only yet to realize. If
you haven't been drawn to her magical
spirit yet you are most certainly
missing out. She loves and is loved by
more people than one could imagine.
not just talking about the kind you
digest food with. Will walk into a
market with a tutu and a glowing strap-
on and not even blink! You gotta
admire that!
fun sex and love is what i get, learn
and love about this woman get to know
her soul and you get to learn about
venus
a woman... she is a legend. People who
don't know her are unlucky. She is an
unstoppable juggernaut of sexuality.
There's no moop in *this* Poop!
shining, all evil party perpetrator
looks sexy in rollers and a mumu
velveeta hamburger dip too-much-
lingerie owning chocolate salty ball
eating boones farm drinking tights
around her knees taking pictures of her
own cervix sensation!