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      • Keith
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      • Chris owns a polaroid. His reasoning may be suspect, but his judgment is sound. Sound I tell you.
      • Trina
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      • Wishing you a Happy Birthday (Blowjob)!
      • Trina
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      • Chris is the Maciek to my Szczuka. That means we took the same Slavic Studies Tuesday/Thursday schedule during spring quarter 2005, and we got to watch movies for homework. Indeed, this was a formative time in our life journeys, for we learned how cultural dissidence is expressed through ideologically complicit, yet metatextually dissident, artistic productions. More significantly, we realized how absurd it is that Cinema Studies majors just earn their degree by watching movies.

        Yeah, Ashes and Diamonds is so fucking good.
      • Adrian
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      • One time Chris came over to my apartment and I tried to club him to death with a shovel and hide his corpse one of those budg-tastic K&G dryers but even his skinny ass wouldn't fit inside and so I left him in the basement but it was only a coma and he regained consciousness and went home. He didn't call the cops, and I like a man who can take attempted homicide in stride because that's a sure sign of a well-balanced personality according to my deeply insane standards of such things. Anyway, he's cool. You can probably stab him a couple of times but do it in the arm because he might not be able to talk and share his awesome sense of humor if you puncture a lung.
      • jo
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      • I don't really know chris... but we survived jaeyeon (oh, jaeyeon) together; and, he did date a friend of mine; and, he did befriendster me; and, he does have a good fashion sense; and, it is rather interesting that he takes secret photos of japan asleep. Thus, I leave this testimonial testifying nothing much.
      • TAS
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      • FYI: that "gaylord in the yellow bellyshirt" is Marcus, and if Marcus says wearing bellyshirts are okay, then wear a yellow bellyshirt, I shall.
      • TAS
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      • Gawd, you kids these days with your "coded language" and your "inside-speak". What are you quoting, the funnies?
      • TAS
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      • Yes, I am partially responsible for the
        perserverence of Chris' facial hair
        project a couple of summers ago. So, I
        *did* sorta believe in the project --- okay,
        in an ironic, "Chris is my puppet" sort of
        way. But Chris fuckin' lived, inhabited -
        nay - *owned* the 'stash, I told him that
        certain "special" people, like clowns or
        dwarves or Chris, are allowed to live life
        as performance art, and he believed me!
        I mean, if I can't abuse the power that's
        available to me by dint of existing in a
        different structural category than Chris,
        then kill me now.
      • Trina
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      • Fuck. I just realized your birthday
        corresponds to my half birthday.
        This fortifies my theory that we are
        the ultimate complementary souls.
        I am too masculine, you are too
        feminine. I am from northern New
        Jersey, you are from southern
        California. I dye my hair lighter, you
        dye your hair darker. What will unite
        us in the end is our distinctive
        tastes and our abilities to be
        completely evil. What I mean by all
        of this is: Happy Birthday, Chris. I
        adore you.
      • Trina
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      • Why are boys from California so weird?

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