Jack

Blossomwood Elementary School, 參加 1983 - 1988
Huntsville Middle School, 參加 1988 - 1991
Huntsville High School, 參加 1991 - 1995, 年 1995

Portland State University, 參加 2003 - 2003, 其他

Melodist / Infant Clothing Fashion Model

The Online Romance, We Ain't Got No Car!

music, creative writing, zines, reading aloud, independent publishing, minimizing my consumption, introversion, home recording, veganism, crushes, pauperism, DIY, crossword puzzles, recycling, eating contests, dancing, sobriety, text adventure games, bicycling, the punk rock ethic, Ms. Pac-man, karaoke

(instead i list zines), Burn Collector, Cometbus, Cryptic Slaughter, Evasion, America?, Clutch, On Subbing, Journalsong, Invincible Summer, Avow, Greenzine

Pump Up The Volume, Donnie Darko, Pee-wee's Big Adventure, Almost Famous, Harold and Maude, Back to the Future, Duets, Little Big Man, The Apartment, Jackpot, The Brother From Another Planet, Moonlight Mile, The Muppet Movie, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Station Agent, SLC Punk, The Hired Hand, Intermission, Henry Fool, Vanilla Sky, Transformers: The Movie

The Beach Boys, Thin Lizzy, Belle and Sebastian, the Figgs, Danzig, P:ano, the Supremes, Elton John, the Shins, Bell Biv Devoe, Queen, Minor Threat, Strength, the New Pornographers, the Beatles, Stevie Wonder, Bread, the Snuggleups, Cat Stevens, Ted Leo, Spoon, Mirah, the Zombies, Vanilla Ice

(but only on DVD), Transformers, Freaks and Geeks, VH1 Behind the Music

Where should I begin? I could ramble on sarcastically forever, but the facts are simply that I am exceedingly sweet, self-deprecating and the owner of a great smile, should you cause me to unleash it. See, I'm the guy sitting alone at a table that you don't sit down next to because you assume, erroneously, that he prefers his solitude. (There you go, making an "ass" out of "u" and "me.") I'm the class clown to some and a quiet companion to others. I enjoy reading aloud in front of groups and eating to excess. I shudder when people casually request that I "tell (them) about (myself)" -- the open-endedness of it bugs me -- but specific questions are never uninvited.

Fellow mutes and/or the non-aloof, and anyone with half the charm of the late actor Warren Oates (1928-1982). If you're going to contact me and you have the option, do it on Myspace rather than here -- I check that one more often.