Jaxon Brooks

Chico State, CA

Software Engineer

Web applications, Photoshop, bashing corporate and government oppressors, kitties, flirting, lips.

Philip K. Dick, Reference Manuals

Naked Lunch, Bladerunner, The Philadelphia Story, His Girl Friday, Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, Flash Gordon, Barbarella, A Clockwork Orange, Priscilla Queen of the Desert

Electronic, Blues and to narrow a huge list to a few words: Gen-X related stuff.

Comedy Central, Adult Swim, Sealab 2021, Brak, Daily Show, Chappelle's Show, Buffy, Futurama, Family Guy, Harvey Birdman, Six Feet Under, Tough Crowd

Scorpio

I have a big mouth and I know how to use it.

I once put a whole sandwich in my mouth. It was in bite sized pieces, like tiny fists. There were two of them.

When there is heavy lifting to be done, I will be at the cafe.

I have more opinions than good sense. I don't need crutches or distractions to have fun.

I birthed and babysit MilkandCookies.com.

I bought a mens leopard print thong as a gag -- like the one Steve-O has. It's more comfortable than I expected.

I semi-regularly find myself in the San Francisco Bay Area for about a week or so.

I'm 6'6" tall with large, gentle hands -- or so I am told.

Do I know what anasteemaphilia means?

I wish I had a dollar for how happy I feel.

I'm signed on as 'jaxon' or 'jax0n' at MySpace, Tribe, Orkut, etc. I prefer MySpace though.

You, baby.

Also: Jello Biafra, David Lynch, Janeane Garofalo, Al Franken, Sandra Bernhardt, Gloria Steinem.

Were they still with us: Martin Luther King Jr., Michel Foucault, Jacques Derrida.