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      • Justin
      • Posted
      • Joliver is like a monolith from 2001:
        A Space Odyssey. Not in that she is
        large, black and flat...but in that
        when one comes in contact with her,
        they experience progress, a sort of
        enlightenment. Once, I had my arm
        around her (in a totally-non-sexual-as-
        far-as-her-husband-is-concerned way,)
        and gosh darnit if I didn't suddenly
        have the ability to drive double-
        clutch. I mean, I've never been able
        to drive a double-clutch. Thanks
        Joliver! Now I can drive certain
        freight-sized vehicles and old-
        fashioned pickup trucks at my leisure!
      • Artie
      • Posted
      • Whenever I go smokin' and drinkin'
        on a Tuesday night, I call Jen. She's
        on FIY-AH!
      • Heather
      • Posted
      • Jen and I first met five years ago in a
        heated exchange on the Anomalous
        Diffusion Annulus Experiments
        listserve. We developed a robust
        connection after uncovering our shared
        affinity for studying random walks of
        tracer particles in a rotating
        annulus. Jen's delicate and tender
        handling of zonal flow yielded me much
        insight into the phenomenon of
        blocking. Clearly, our relationship
        was derived between the exponent for
        the variance of the displacement and
        the exponents for the probability
        distribution functions for forward and
        backward steps, not to mention for
        sticking events. She is as succulent
        as a bloomin' onion.
      • Angela
      • Posted
      • Jen rocks! She's definitely one of the
        coolest (and funniest) chicks I know.

      • Adair
      • Posted
      • Jen truly does not eat it. In fact, I would lay odds
        that right now, at this very moment, she's skiing
        on ONE SKI.
      • Original Hulk
      • Posted
      • Hulk have tender, soft spot for Jen.
        Hulk want to marry Jen but Hulk think
        Jen scared of Hulk. Many women scared
        of Hulk. Why Hulk so misunderstood?
        Hulk want only happiness. Hulk fears
        Hulk may never find it. Hulk too
        emotional to continue typ
      • Kwame
      • Posted
      • jen is like a 5th degree black belt in
        lying:

        a)she's blonde
        b)she stuffs her bra
        c)she drinks o'doul's exclusively
        d)look at her. she's in the middle of
        telling a lie in this picture.
      • Caroline
      • Posted
      • Jenny OOOOooooo...next time you are
        needing to create a swanky, almost
        shifty, 70s pool scene - turquoise
        lights, smoking, and all - be sure to
        contact Jen first for consulting on the
        mise-en-scene...she's a pro, that Jenny
        OOO.
      • Charles
      • Posted
      • I met Jen at a Donkey Show in TJ back
        when I was just a rusty hunk of scrap
        parts gleaming in the junk yard of some
        drunk teenagers eye. She fed me love
        and tequila and taught me that if I
        believed hard enough when I swallowed
        the worm I would grow up to be a real
        boy...bitch lied.
      • Mike
      • Posted
      • What a beehive! Mrs. Oliver-Oliver's a
        honey!

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