James Greene

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      "Less annoying that Carrot Top, sexier than Meatloaf, obsessed with people who have food for names."

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      • Jim
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      • Jim is a master of the Cynical Arts. He's got to be one of the funniest guys you'll ever meet in your life, and he's been that way since elementary school. He will always be ahead of his time. At least by now the QVC operators we used to crank call on a fairly regular basis, back inthe day, no longer recognize Jim by VOICE.....or DOOO they?

        Andrew "Dice" Clay Get Bent on Phonics Playset???? What? No I don't have an item number!
      • Jesse Palestine
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      • I first met James in the Summer of 1988 at that glorious haven known as Camp Candy.I was searching for a strain of bear feces vital to the distillation of Injun daiquiris. I heard the clarion calls of the camp's Master, the obese comedian John Candy.I wheeled myself into the center of the camp, where I confronted the my host.Candy stood silent for a moment, sizing me up for the inevitable round of fisticuffs and/or ugly-bumping.Seeing that I would not be afforded any hospitality,I lunged toward the beast with the devil's speed.As I lack the ability to walk,or even stand, I was forced to attack my opponent's shins by scraping my luxurious beard across them,in the hope that he would yield to the minor and admittedly painless abraisions.As Candy's campers crucified me on a cross of popsicle sticks and pipecleaners, James pressed a sponge soaked with wine vinegar to my lips and I was heard to utter "Lo! I die! Abba, father, I will be resurrected to see James Greene again, on Friendste
      • Nathan
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      • Johnny Turd himself. A dedicated
        Megadeth fan. Takes shit from no one
        and leaves most scratching their head
        with bewilderment. One of the most
        unique personalities I have come
        across in my time. Oh and his last
        name is Turd. I believe, like Pink,
        Jim is just M!ssundaztood.
      • Wes
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      • Some girl at work this week was
        like, "James is so cuddly"....I was
        totally taken by suprise....I mean
        Johnny Frieking Turd is cuddly?? The
        man who had the audacity to criticize
        my spelling and english skills?? Come
        to think of it, I'd make out with
        him....Johnny Turd really is
        cuddly...wow....who knew??

        ps-Self Titled, the Dead Boys and the
        Bronxxx....see you at the show on
        Saturday...you know, the Romeros
        show....
      • Jonathan
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      • One time, I was hanging out with James
        (or Jim, as I know him). We were
        looking for something to do. He
        says "I've got an idea" and pulls a
        gun out of his jacket and starts
        running. I asked him where he was
        going, but he didn't answer. As he
        made his getaway, a crumpled piece of
        paper fell from his pocket. I picked
        it up, and it was a printout of a
        MapQuest to Dave Mustaine's house.
      • Wes
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      • Dude....The Romeros....Steve's.....rock
        and roll....(uhmmm, the bronx, self
        titled and the Dead Boys).....
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