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More About John
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College/University:
Connecticut College, Attended 1992 - 1996, Class of 1996, Other
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Affiliations:
http://www.gretchenthemovie.com, http://www.myspace.com/johnmerriman
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Hobbies and Interests:
Systems-centered therapy
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Favorite Books:
Moon Deluxe, Civilwarland in Bad Decline, The Diary of a Teenage Girl, The Stories of John Cheever, Clumsy, In the Garden of the North American Martyrs, White Noise, Couples, The Thurber Carnival, Airships
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Favorite Movies:
You Can Count On Me, Real Life, Safe, Chinatown, The Awful Truth, Don't Look Now, Ruby in Paradise, Sideways, The Last Picture Show, Ninotchka, The Accidental Tourist, Rushmore, Modern Romance, Together
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Favorite Music:
Li'l Cap'n Travis, The Octopus Project, Stevie Wonder, OutKast, The Pretenders, Tribe Called Quest, The Kinks, Johnny Cash, Eminem, Beyonce Knowles, !!!
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Favorite TV Shows:
Dr Katz, Adult Swim, The Ben Stiller Show, Mr. Show, The Larry Sanders Show, Freaks and Geeks, Twin Peaks, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Strangers With Candy, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Sopranos, Reno 911, The Office
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About Me:
mynameisbuttons.com
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Testimonials and Comments for John
any one who has ever met him will agree.
i'm only funny because i know him.
he taught me about hog paper.
and annoying. I don't know which side of
that line John falls. I wish he would stop
calling me. He smells like a hoagie and
always wears flip-flops. He doesn't even
have a cool car. What's the deal with
this guy anyway?
chips: spicy, delicious, and easy to
eat while watching TV.
picture she'd had framed and mounted. he said
"looks nice; too bad they used hogpaper!" I think
about hogpaper with a frequency of approximately
100 times per year. of course he probably doesn't
remember it at all. john was also a key player in our
wedding-gone-wild last summer, flying thousands
of miles for friends he'd only met a few times; I
don't really remember what happened that night
but I know it was perfect.
with John over the holidays. While I
was reminded of the intoxicating
effects of his humor, I also learned
that he is not a reliable wingman.
One day maybe I will laugh at the fact
that when I asked him to save me from
a conversation, he circled like a
giggling shark. I'll get you my
pretty....
important traits as: leaving messages
which end with -- 'any slurring of
words is purely coincidental', taking
any and all games you force him to play
seriously and coming up with answers
like 'alienated human faces', and
making any evening he is a part of a
rollicking frolicking skeetolloping
good time. and he sings the best
rendition of roll out the barrels i
have ever heard, and trust me people,
i've heard loads of renditions.
reunion (Lamar, class of '92), my
friend Caroline and I sent in a
ridiculous fake bio for John to be
published in the "bio book". We
considered the ramifications for this,
most likely that John would get back
at us with some equally hard core
prank. Then we thought, nah, he's
too lazy. That's right! Challenge!
Bring it on!!!
independent feature; now he writes, directs,
and acts in films. He broke up with a girl just
to make time to drink at my house. He tries to
relive that night by drinking in bars and
pretending it's my home. That's why he pees
in the sink. John laughs a lot. Sometimes it's
creepy. Creepy like a fox!