JoNatHaN

Sekolah Swasta Seri Insan, Attended 2005 - 2007, Class of 2007

Seri Insan.

Scholar.

All Saints Cathedral Youth Zone.

Legion.

Pure Fiction.

Perfect Thriller.

Hitz.Fm

Television Series.

[CRIME(S):]
2705 ACCOUNTS OF HACKING, IN THE 1ST DEGREE.
1967 ACCOUNTS OF ESCAPING, IN THE 2ND DEGREE.
1625 ACCOUNTS OF MURDER, IN THE 3RD DEGREE.
1094 ACCOUNTS OF CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT TERRORISM, TREASON, AND SEDITION.
32 ACCOUNTS OF ASSAULT AND BATTERY.
27 ACCOUNTS OF DESTROYING PUBLIC PROPERTY.
22 ACCOUNTS OF BOMBING GOVERNMENT PROPERTY.
21 ACCOUNTS OF RESISTING ARREST.
12 ACCOUNTS OF GRAND THEFT AUTO.
11 ACCOUNTS OF DISCOURAGING ROAD RULES.
9 ACCOUNTS OF BREAKING AND ENTERING.
7 ACCOUNTS OF SPEEDING.
7 ACCOUNTS OF THEFT.
5 ACCOUNTS OF DISTURBING.
2 ACCOUNTS OF KIDNAPPING.
2 ACCOUNTS OF FRAUD.
1 ACCOUNT OF IMPERSONATING A POLICE OFFICER.
1 ACCOUNT OF BEING ANNOYING.
1 ACCOUNT OF LITTERING FEE.
4 UNPAID PARKING FINES.

[PSYCHOLOGICAL ANALYSIS:]
REMORSELESS.
OBNOXIOUSLY DECEPTIVE.
HIGHLY INTELLIGENT.
DEXTEROUS ESCAPE ARTIST.
THRILLED WITH DEATH.
VEHEMENT WITH HIS VICTIMS.
INCOMPARABLY CHARISMATIC.
FEROCIOUSLY SKILLED.
EXPERT IN ARMED AND UNARMED COMBAT.
IN SHORT... THE PERFECT CRIMINAL.

Monster Name.

Cyborg Name.

But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me Jonathan.