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Juli Crockett
My love for corn on the cob knoweth no bounds... 05/16/2007
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Interested In:
Relationship Men and Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jun 2003
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Hometown:
Coffee County, Enterprise, Alabama
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Company:
evangenitals.com, stockroom.com
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Juli's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/julicrockett
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Other education:
pinellas county center for the arts, pcca, new york university, nyu, california institute of the arts, calarts, european graduate school, egs, that's up to a PhD, suckamuckas!
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College/University:
California Institute of the Arts, Attended 1997 - 2001, Class of , Master's Degree, Directing. Experimental Theater
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Occupation:
writer, philosopher, inventor, evangenital
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Affiliations:
evangenitals.com, theforum.com, getunderground.com, culolibre.com
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What I enjoy doing:
meaning of life, pugilism, paradoxes, pickles, blueberry jam, buddhist koans, radical honesty, quantum physics, philosophy, sonic art, the goons, living, loving, aimless wandering, road trips, stile project, spf
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Favorite Books:
henry miller, jd salinger, bulgakov, unamuno, god, buddha, spinoza, nabokov, torncello, goethe, anything dirty
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Favorite Movies:
repo man, eraserhead, mod fuck explosion, henry fool, tetsuo: iron man, sweet sweetbacks baaaaaaadaasss song, sam fuller, russ meyer, dirty movies
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Favorite Music:
al green, ween, queen, kool keith, dougie fresh, trevor wishart, jeremy zuckerman, firehose, flaming lips, dead milkmen, evangenitals, circle jerks, wayne newton, faust, can, john maus, ariel pink, apeyga, david bowie, anything hawaiian, too many to name
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Favorite TV Shows:
the awful truth: I rarely watch TV, but the shit I dig is/was discovery channel, dating shows, springer, xena, jackass, taxi, welcome back cotter, and the golden girls.
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About Me:
Work in Progress. Trying to evolve. Plan goes as
following:
Keep it Simple. Sublimate filth. Talk dirty. Write
poetry.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Mad Scientist. Don Quioxte. Adorno.
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felt those? Incredible. Unexpected. A
shock to the back of you neck, but
likable.
The first letter.
"A child, a union, a history
spread by contact,
(while in the act of
feeling the desire to scratch)
an illness in general,
is a case to be decided by a court.
{Cultured}
To die by degrees,
marching two by two
in a another dimension.
2X4
The sixth tone.
A tiny arachnid,
(often parasitic)
that is John,
the person or thing mentioned,
designating the one mentioned,
the tiny arachnid, is John.
He died that we might live.
Oh, that he were here!
In other words,
to search for
a self-governing, common, incorporated
town,
or any similar hole,
greasy people must,
in the time under Lincoln,
(a vest under his coat)
lower position or state, to lower
position in state.
(still the desire to scratch)
The story ended, ladies and gentlemen,
the president,
"the cow is a domestic animal, the
poor.
To injure by scraping;
to
tear to bits,
(also a sign of the infinitive)
fall to!
Produce an egg.
The tiny arachnid,
archaic, an urge,
marching two by two.
The assimilated form of,
"What's it matter?
The oval body laid by a female,
containing the germ of a new
individual.
That individual is John.
nothing. It has no signifigance, no
deeper nuance. It has nothing to
either enjoy or hate about it. It is
simply a four letter word with
absolutely nothing behind it,
including integrity, honesty, love,
passion, emotion, spirituality,
sexuality, or originality. It thrives
off being nothing and wishing it was
something.
world
Jones spook my tiny 2 bedroom apartment
while a young white girl from the sticks
writes for a pornsite and gets paid.
God Bless this Land and Juli Crock!!!
rival Juli's sense of smell. She can
smell free beer a mile away, but can
also smell bullshit at the same
distance so you have to wonder if the
two might be related... Oh, I got it.
She'll listen to your bullshit if you
buy her a beer. I blame Juli for my
nightmares... one of which has me
dressed in drag while standing in the
middle of a classroom, another has me
tied down, covered in shaving cream,
about to be cut open with an exacto
knife... and yet another involves fat
women, flamethrowers, and a "pink
pickle" big enough to play baseball
with. All in all, Juli is one hell of
a good time!
I ever got stoned on Juli. I can also
blame my first underage bar experience
on Juli. Goddamn, I can even blame my
first booze cruise on her. Moral of
the story - you want to hang out with
this chick!