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- Male, 32, Single
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Interested In: Friends
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Member Since: Jul 2003
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Location: New York, NY
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Hometown: Dobbs Ferry, NY
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College: Syracuse University
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Company: Breakaway Solutions, Boehringer Ingelheim, Slim Fast Foods Company, Direct Holdings, Lillian Vernon, Time Life, MLB Advanced Media, mlb.com
- Joe's URL:
- http://profiles.friendster.com/kanakaraj
"I build websites for companies, in hopes that they get richer than they already are. I have no problem laying down A-K to..."
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Schools:
Dobbs Ferry Ms, Attended 1988 - 1991
Iona Preparatory School, Attended 1991 - 1995, Class of 1995
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Schools (Other):
Syracuse University, Iona Prep, Terry Funk's School of Hard Knocks
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College/University:
Syracuse University, Attended 1995 - 2000, Class of 2000, Bachelor's Degree, Information Management
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Occupation:
Producer
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Affiliations:
Team Sheen, 600 Euclid, Tuesday Night Poker Crew, Disciple of the RhymeMinistry
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Hobbies and Interests:
Music, people, taking B&W photos with my camera, looking at boobies, playing guitar, songwriting, Yankees baseball, Orangemen Athletics, being annoyingly sarcastic
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Favorite Books:
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, On the Road, Jesus Son, Garcia, Dharma Bums, How to Pick Up Hot Babes, Already Dead, Doyle Brunson's Super System
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Favorite Movies:
Le Charme Discret de la Bourgeoisie, Hudsucker Proxy, adaptation, Cet obscur objet du desir, Vertigo, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Blue Velvet, Bottle Rocket, Donnie Darko, anything good, independentand creative...
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Favorite Music:
Grant Green, Atmosphere, Velvet Underground, Blurred Insight, RhymeMinister, Grateful Dead, Aesop Rock, Kenny Burrell, Radiohead, Bob Marley, John Coltrane, MMW, moe., RJD2, Bud Powell, DJANGO!, Chet Baker, 7L/Esoteric, John Buchalter, Bobby Darin, the 4 Seaons, Stan Getz, and anything that's hot...
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Favorite TV Shows:
Six Feet Under, Curb Your Enthusiasm, MST3K, Family Guy, Sportscenter, Quantum Leap, Mr. Show, Wonder Years, Boy Meets World, Perfect Strangers, Twin Peaks, Paradise Hotel, World Series of Poker, the OC, Summerland, WPT
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Zodiac Sign:
Taurus
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About Me:
I build websites for companies, in hopes that they get richer than they already are. I have no problem laying down A-K to an all in pre flop. I have goatee that I like to shave off with no given notice. I feel that mustard is the new ketchup. I love cilantro, but not as much as I love Indian food. At times, I can be very left wing, but for the most part, I'm just your average bleeding heart Democrat. I loathe Republicans, and I heart Lohan. God, do I heart Lohan. I loathe overly religious people, but I heart hot Jewish girls. Recently, I've been on this huge Rice Crispies kick at work. In my opinion, the greatest shows ever made were Quantum Leap and the Wonder Years. I went to Syracuse University, so I loathe UConn and Georgetown. I'm into short girls who look like Summer Roberts from the OC. I'm starting to get worried about Jon Buchalter. He seems too comfortable being a man-secretary. I loathe British people, but I heart British Ale.
I dislike people who don't treat their friends the way they should be treated, or just people for that matter. There is nothing more pathetic than someone who just wants to be friends with you only when it's convenient for them.
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Who I Want to Meet:
"She look in the mirror, she don't see what I see, she
holds no history of how precious she be." -Atmosphere
I honestly need to meet someone who's going to inspire me to write again...I miss it, but just haven't had the drive, desire and inspiration to do so...
But if I can't meet that person, then I want to meet Elizabeth Shue circa 1985, Gus Hanson, John Wallace, Hunter S. Thompson, Bonnie Schapira, Sean Daley, Jesse Lerner-Kinglake, Peter Krause and/or Jena Malone.
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there know that Joe is the man.
Honestly, I can't think of many people I
like as much as I do Joe. He the only
person that lets me talk his ear off
about 'Cuse, and never tells me to shut
up (he's very good at pretending to be
interested!) He's a great friend, and I am
happy to call him mine...
and I stood outside watching blonde
girls from Iowa trickling in to watch their
(and my) beloved Hawkeyes, one
longshoreman whispered to his
friend, "Do you know what I'd like to do
to that pretty little Iowa girl?". To which
his friend loudly started shouting, in the
middle of a huge crowd of people, "What
Earl? What would you like to do to that
pretty little Iowa girl? No, tell me, cause
i'm sure these people would love to
know. What would you do, to that
pretty, little, Iowa girl?". Binji and I
laughed uproariously as the Iowa girls
fled in horror from these dirty fishermen.
Between that, the heroic antics of Brian
Scallabrine, and the fact that we were
mocking BC fans as they lay in the
disgusting aisles after a pathetic loss
helped solidify a friendship borne out of
our brief time spent together in front of a
stripper's crotch-region.
has got class. Whether he's falling
down a hill with an empty balloon in his
mouth, drinking bottles of scotch to the
head and causing scenes at Jets
games, getting thrown out of McSorleys
for talking sh!t to the bartender, buying
fake trees in the Carribean, or talking in
his sleep about male prostittutes, he
does it all with class. He can't help it.
It's the aura that surrounds him.
video. He called the Beastie Boys out
for their gay frotage. Back then I thought
his name was Benji. Actually, I guess I
still do.
celebrations? Oh h*ll no! Have you
lost that knack that can only be
procured at place like SU? Drink
baby, Drink! You got a whole week to
celebrate...at least! Happy Birfday
biatch!
time when binji's around. this kid's f-
n hilarious. especially when he makes
fun of buck. which means, he's always
hilarious. truly, a lady's man.
a girl could have - So much fun to party
with (even though he won't take a shot
with you), easily one the most generous
guys I know, and he's fucking GREAT in
bed (I will never forget our magical
evening together, passing out
simultaneously after a serious session
and spooning all night).
Every friend I introduce to Binji falls
in love with him instantly...he's just
one of those guys you genuinely enjoy
being around.
Binji, will you marry me?
as your new name.