• Kelly McGilvery

      royal sgt kelly calls for backup

      "perpetually working on unfinished project. recently started flossing. i try to be creative in all the parts of my life."

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      • John
      • Posted
      • You know how some people have started using the prefix hella (as in hella-cool?) before other words to emphasize the root word? Well I think that Kelly is SOOOOOO cool that we should change the prefix to Kella ... because let's face it ... she's kella-cool!
      • Posted
      • i've been sitting here for like 15 minutes
        trying to write a really bad poem so i
        could show how i am such a terrible
        writer in contrast to kelly, who is the best
        writer in the world. but it failed. not in the
        sense that it was actually a good poem,
        but because i couldn't think of anything
        that wasn't super lame. so i'll just say that
        i love and respect and bow before kelly
        in that special way that is reserved for the
        few true geniuses that we are blessed
        with knowing throughout our short lives.
      • Aram
      • Posted
      • Kelly is great. She's one of Toledo's
        little gems which refuses to be
        excavated and exported to a hipper
        locale.
      • Heston
      • Posted
      • kelly is the perfect companion for
        sharing expensive ice creams, waiting
        on hold with airline ticketing agents
        or looking at pretty pictures in
        expensive art books.
        don't let her tiny size fool you, she's
        more than capable of leveling a man
        150% her size and rendering him
        defenseless to her charms. my favorite
        one lunger
        and superstarriest cohort - absolutely
        devestating. and together...we form
        voltron. i hear she also loves to
        play "curator", my favorite game of all
        time. ask her where the best place in
        town to find 'backbone" is - she's got
        the all connections. wow!
      • Heather
      • Posted
      • If Kelly is un-boring, does that mean
        you might find her at IKEA? Hmm... that
        seems oddly appropriate.
        _______________________________________
        { k e l - i i }
        $ 2 9 . 9 9

        Included: 1) 1 small hex pencil
        2) 7 words: 3 short,
        2 medium, 1 long.
        3) 1 sheet of very
        very nice paper
        4) 1 lovely girl

        Instructions: 1) Insert hex pencil
        in palm of lovely
        girl's hand.
        2) Watch lovely girl
        fabricate lovely
        poem with 7 words
        3) Enjoy your well
        designed
        { k e l - i i }
        _______________________________________
        IKEA: Affordable solutions for better
        living... un-boring.
      • Ian
      • Posted
      • took a chance on a young up and comer.
        still remember ann arbor and the paintings
        of brushstrokes. I still have the program from
        that show and a copy of a written piece you
        did from forever ago.
      • Joseph
      • Posted
      • Kelly is another piece of evidence
        supporting my theory that Ohio can
        produce no wrong.
      • Nancy
      • Posted
      • But seriously, Kelly has pretty much
        got it going on. She has a kind,
        gentle way of informing others of new
        trends in fashion or slang, i.e. "I
        think maybe you're wearing that
        backwards."
      • Posted
      • kelly can write a story about you riding a
        winged unicorn and IT WILL COME TRUE!
      • Brian
      • Posted
      • One time she mailed this single-sheet
        zine out of nowhere, producing in me a
        good feeling.
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