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Lactose The Intolerant
Messaging Off
[Restricted to Lactose's friends]
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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jun 2003
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Hometown:
Fraggle Rock
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Lactose's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/lactosefree
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Occupation:
role model, innocent bystander, would be Kaiser
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Affiliations:
Life & Death Brigade
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What I enjoy doing:
coffee, making fun of people whose family tree are stumps, helvetica, neighborhood bookmobiles, saying no to diggity, kickin it to girls in the self help section of Barnes + Nobles, writing pretentious lists for online profiles, tainting the Friendster gene pool
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Favorite Books:
An Idiots Guide on How to Self Help, My Cousin My Gastroenterologist, Stiff:The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers, White Noise, Notes from the Underground, Godel Escher Bach:an Eternal Braid, Catcher in the Rye, Society of the Spectacle, A Joyful Guide to Lachrymology
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Favorite Movies:
Clockwork Orange, Donnie Darko, Battle Royale, Third Man, Brazil, Office Space, Heathers, Fargo, Princess Bride, Shaolin Soccer, Amelie, Rosemary's Baby, Faster Pussycat, Usual Suspects, Silence of the Lambs, Willy Wonka, Goonies, Rushmore, Coen Bros. Chung King Express/Fallen Angels
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Favorite Music:
Autechre, Joy Division/New Order, Tom Waits, Crispin Glover, Nick Cave, Mouse On Mars, Mike Patton, Gainsbourg, Neubauten, Public Enemy, Clash, Rex Manning, Nico, Gang of Four, Martika, My Boody Valentine, PJ Harvey, Bowie, Carpenters, Def Jux, Jem and the Holograms, Monolake, DJ ASSault, Revco, Twilight Circus, Scorn, Sonic Youth, Surgeon, Kid Silver, The Ex, Jesus and Mary Chain, Wire, Belle & Sebastian, Black Heart Procession, Echo and the Bunnymen, Cocteau Twins, Pan Sonic, Nitzer Ebb, Johnny Cash Money
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Favorite TV Shows:
Gilmore Girls, Twin Peaks, Veronica Mars, Simpsons, Iron Chef, Alias, Aeon Flux, the Tick, The Prisoner, Animaniacs, Conan O'Brien, Wallace & Gromit, True Stories of the Highway Patrol
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Zodiac Sign:
Leo
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About Me:
My cat's name is Chairman Meow. That is all.__________________________
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Who I Want to Meet:
Anyone willing to get busy in a Burger King bathroom. What the hell is
an "Activity Partner" anyway?
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rumpshaker to me it makes my knees
buckle.
to down shot after shot of SoCo in the
wee morning hours at Mars Bar and sing
along to old Misfits songs. For old
times sake:
"I got something to say
I killed a baby today
and it doesn't matter much to me
as long as its dead"
oh yeah
*human* he
seems to be. Thus, he's the pokemon
with the
most personality. Every other pokemon
is
like "pika pika!" ::looks
cute/fearsome/awesome,
do weird attack when person tells them
to::
So yeah. He's an independent critter
with a
mind. =)
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Meowth, Team Rockets main Pokemon.
This is the only Pokemon so far that
can acctually talk with humans. It is
a blabbermouth and steals money and
Pokemon when the trainers are not
looking. If you watch the movie, you
will see that it has a gold piece on
its head.
car. You never told any of us this,
but you took its body, wrapped it in a
sheet and placed it in a wooden box you
found in your garage. You left it in
the clearing back in the woods behind
your house, not even burying it because
you were seven and the shovel was too
big and cumbersome. And you forgot
about it for two years. When you went
back to check on it, the bunny had
disappeared. In its place was some
pieces of electronics, like the inside
of a Speak&Spell. And you thought, "it
had been a Cyborg Bunny, it was too new
and too special to live in these
times." When you told me that story, I
damn near pissed myself laughing. But
I couldn't make fun of you about it.
Not then, not ever.
and there will be villainy. Beer in
one hand, cigarette in another,
premedicated with lactose-degrading
enzymes, he's all magnetic, effortless
charm. But don't be deceived. This is
a shady, shadowy figure presiding over
a vast evil empire. His reach is
extensive. That European boy band
getting too much airplay - he's the
impresario behind the scenes calling
the shots. The soundtrack to that
porno you just watched - his
production team in the studio. The
strange, slightly threatening guy in
the bar staring you up and down and
harassing you relentlessly for your
phone number - one of his many
sidekick henchmen. This is a master of
behind the scenes political
maneuvering. Stay in his good graces.
Consider yourself warned.
lacking lactase, overflowing in tomboy
bike messenger gear, and using safety
pins in ways a lady like me can't bear
to mention, but he is an absolutely
fabulous friend. He is fresh,
thoughtful, genuine, unique, and the
imminent captain of a rockin' boat!
18 minutes. On one particular occasion, we
watched a Euro-styled Rex Manning look
alike fall 15 feet onto a Webber grill whilst
trying to cross rooftops on the Bowery. Lets
see...oh yeah, I have never seen Holmes
drunk - ever, no matter how many Scotches
the kid has had. Also, his cat, Chairman
Meow (or Cat), is over 27 years old.