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Hihihihihihi. I'm an alien! Looking more like a spongebob. Sixty seven years old. Having timmy turner teeth. Loves to punch and kick pineapples.
Married. 13 wives, manzxz. How could I handle that? Hahahaha, kay, let's get real and face facts.

RHYSXZ

An adolescent, a bimbo.
I have Bulimianeroxia, that shows im both bulimianeroxix!
No longer a victim, an instigator to be.
To prove you're intellectual, figure out my real name.
Just don't spit it out if you don't know me that well.
This shows I'm nasty. I don't do nice.
I'm evil in a nice way :]
I could type a 100 words per minute.
Ain't beaux yeux(french). But a belle.
I'm an/a pessimist, adulator, apologist, autodidact, monotheist, bisexual, bullet-head, carper, cynic, sexist and narcissist(Narcissistic personality disorder, but I dislike narcissism).
Can be a mythomaniac or a pervert o_o
That's just partly of my human nature.
Sometimes, I do talk profanely.

I can be very emotional and sentimental( , well, like an emokid. But I'm still happening yknow!
No, sensitive ain't my thang. Why? Because I'm egoistic. Ego ego ego, that's what people keep saying about me.
I talk very loud, till my parents think I'm shouting at them.
And eh, I'm versatile.

I can't be an aviatrix cause I have a bad eyesight.
Defiance is my game. Believes in deteriorism(a deteriorationist).

Its just nature for me to bicker with guys, but I don't take it seriously.

I use to think marriage and having babies are every girls' dream. But not for me(misogamist or what?), cause I don't like men and I can never succeed in relationship. I've been blindsided by love. That's the thing people called me sexist. Am rough and harsh in speaking.
I want abs(hee:D) I love roller coasters. I love being dramatic and melodramatic.
I love nature. I don't like to smile in photos actually.
I'm very outgoing, not really social, not really ladylike.
People say I'm fierce. Cause I don't really like to give in, other than defending myself.

Fashion, blogskinning, skinny dipping(haha!), literature, sports(eg.badminton, kicking balls, ice-skating), dancing, mathematics, scribbling, calligraphy, reading, singing, blogging, drawing, debates, drama, webcam-ing, shopping, talking,wrestling, cartoons, photography, fighting, flying paperplanes, visiting aliens are so me.

I don't sweet talk, assholes!
But I love to exaggerate.
aphorism and sarcasm are my second languages.
I am fluent in sarcasm. Sarcasm is one of the services i offer.
I use sarcasm to hide how ridiculously vulnerable i am.
It really keeps you from telling people what you really think of them yknow.
It is a body's natural defence against stupid people.
embrace sarcasm, really. Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
I'm bilingual, because i am able to speak two languages. Hahahaha.
Sarcasm confuse people since 1869. my finest talent yknow.

I display a fraction of my true self. Everything is just a facade.
You will never know the truth of me.
I need someone to define me love.
Being blind, deaf or mute are not disabilities, but gifts, get those bloody things right.
Fairytales are bullshit. Eyebags are sexy. Moles are cool. Emo boys & Skater boys are hot. Nerds are cute. Breast reduction is cool. Toycars are interesting.

being sexy is the personality, not the looks.
I hate gravity cause I wish to fly. Being random huh?

I want to travel around the universe and see the stars.
And I want to be a scenekid?

Photogenic, adorable, sex appeal, and be-yourself people.
I want to meet Centenarians, Criticasters, Mermaids, Witches, Willy Wonka, Scene Kids, Moppets and Controversialists too.
Tell me who don't want to be God? And who won't face Death?
I blend's people heart and I own that heart blender, so, still want to befriend with me?
I pull people hair when I meet them, and "touch their body" so still wanna meet me?
But I can make you go high and head over heels. And make you think that the world is yours.

Popular people only have more possibilities of being stabbed in the back.
That's the reason being a celebrity ain't really cool yknow.
Just don't twit. I don't choose friends.
Featuring people is nothing. Is a matter if someone remembered you, never neglected or ditched you.

No matter what, don't fall in love me, I've gone anti-love.
I need a guy to prove me that all guys ain't the same.
I'm bad at kissing(:O), still want me as your girlfriend?

My love for people is like the wind, you can't see it, but you can feel it.
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Stop saying you miss me people, cause my eyelashes are getting lesser yknow!

You think my profile is long and draggy eh? Don't read it next time ah kay.