Jimmy Lee was my Big Brotha from another motha at Drexel. I did my best to follow in his footsteps. I bought the books he recommended, I studied his charts, I even became a Big too. When he told me he went home to have his mom take care of him while he studied for the boards, I packed my kaplan books and headed home to ohio. It wasn't until he told me about how he wouldn't shower for days when he was studying that I learned to accept that I could never quite live up to his personal standards.
I knew Jimmy from HS where he was the
source of many a girl's dirty dreams.
It was common to hear chants of "Jimmy
Jimmy you're so fine you blow my mind"
in the hallways. Many hearts were
broken when he ran off to be a eunuch at
Boston's Cult of the Forbidden City. I
discovered a dejected Jimmy in the East
Village years later. Unable to trek to
the cult's mothership due to scurvy, he
was working as a Margaret Cho
impersonator at Lucky Chengs. Despite
the failed corrective surgeries, I still
have dreams of Jimmy - in the old high
school strutting amid the chants...in
that beautiful seafoam and tangerine pom
pom skirt.
yellow shell...cuz inside this man you'll
find a moist chocolatey center. yeeeah,
son!
spikey hairdo - there is hope!
"do-it"
"DUUUUUDE"
"do-it. do it now"
"awww mutherbitch"
source of many a girl's dirty dreams.
It was common to hear chants of "Jimmy
Jimmy you're so fine you blow my mind"
in the hallways. Many hearts were
broken when he ran off to be a eunuch at
Boston's Cult of the Forbidden City. I
discovered a dejected Jimmy in the East
Village years later. Unable to trek to
the cult's mothership due to scurvy, he
was working as a Margaret Cho
impersonator at Lucky Chengs. Despite
the failed corrective surgeries, I still
have dreams of Jimmy - in the old high
school strutting amid the chants...in
that beautiful seafoam and tangerine pom
pom skirt.
partnership to probably the only
undefeated regular season in Montgomery
County history. He's good like that...