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Schools (Other):
Glenpool High School, Yale, Loyola Marymount University, Compton High School, Berkeley, Boalt
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Occupation:
Law Student
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Hobbies and Interests:
reading, writing, Vegas, canasta, claw machines with the stuffed animals at truck stops, movies, fine wines or cheap wines, road trips...
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Favorite Books:
love in the time of cholera, the great gatsby, one hundred years of solitude, invisible man, extremely loud and incredibly close, beloved, the heart is a lonely hunter, and i'm not ashamed to admit that i love harry potter
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Favorite Movies:
the wizard of oz, la confidential, the big chill, citizen kane, the godfather, the maltese falcon, and (embarrasingly) most movies wherein tom cruise plays a lawyer or a member of the military.
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Favorite Music:
i like disco, the dixie chicks, louis armstrong, outkast, almost all hip hop and reggaeton, lenny kravitz, bo diddley, the killers, and almost anything they play on the oldies station
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Favorite TV Shows:
grey's anatomy, and reruns of seinfeld and sex and the city.
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Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
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About Me:
i'm 27 and i like cupcakes and scrabble.
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Who I Want to Meet:
i love everyone. vegetarians, the carnivorous, penny pinchers, i-bankers, gardeners, the wealthy, the who, people who are unable to wrap gifts, people who hate cats, people who love cats, people who are indifferent about cats, the blind, professional photographers, shutterbugs, shut-ins, tony morrison, figure skaters, the vain, most nuns, nbc executives, telemarketers, cobblers, people who make peach cobbbler, people with two first names like Cora Mae, gangsta rappers, Janet Jackson, whoever invented the word 'crunk,' and most of all, power-hungry bouncers.
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would have made it through LMU these
past two years. Her tales of
Oklahoma/Yale/South Central L.A. will
never fail to amuse anyone. (PS: She's
white)
hahahah! Need I say more?
maggie is the spitting image of refined
nature
shit...
she's so crazy and dirty...
one of the few people out there that can
make this brown sugar brother blush
like crimson..
sheeit.... pass the dutchie.
all joking aside, maggie is amazing.. its
too bad that my hate for the south bay
prevents me from ever coming to visit
her..
we need to hang out!
was my freshman counselor. One night
before a particularly difficult physics
problem set was due, I got blind drink
and started throwing up. Despite
suffering from the flu, Maggie slung me
over her shoulder in a fireman's carry
and took me to the health center. After
they pumped my stomach and I came to, I
noticed groggily that in between shivers
and feverish convulsions, Maggie was
finishing my problem set for me! Thanks
to her intervention, I was able to
attend class the next day and hand it
in. When my professor returned our
papers, though, it turned out that most
of the answers were wrong. The point of
the story is Maggie is terrible at math.
little secrets on graduation, Maggie is
a sweet young woman. She also stole
Mike from me. And other people. Is she
really that sweet? Damn her... :-)
don't know. Ever hear of a little guy
called JESUS? That's right. If you ask
Maggie for her cloak she'll give you
her shirt as well. If you're at a
wedding Maggie will turn the water into
wine and then back into water just to
mindfuck you. She is without sin...
Unless throwing your drink on Crispo is
a sin. And if there is a God, I think
that it probably isn't.
There is no problem she can't solve, no
customer service person she can't
manipulate, no alarm clock she can't sleep
through, and no shot of tequila she can't
shoot. It's true, Maggie's laugh violates the
decibel rules in some communities. But only
boring communities - plus, it's helpful for
locating her in crowds or in the dark. It is
sorely missed here on the east coast.
Maggie, is my mermaid.