According to the city of New York, Mat and I are Domestically Partnered. It's like being married but without all the rights and privileges. Still, I thought it was important to have our love validated that way, municipally.
I'd love to expound on Matt's charming
personality traits, but every time I
try to remember when we've hung out
together, I draw a complete blank.
Except for that time Adam broke his
car door, boy was that funny.
not much chin
withering sense of self worth on
account of weak chin (and nose)
expedient sex drive
remarkable amount of body hair
exceptional taste in friends and
literature
Matt says I am a dumb ho bag. Now, you
all may think that's a bad thing. But
i know he says it because he truly
loves me. That's just his way. He
only hurts the ones he loves the most.
That's what mamma dun tol' me.
personality traits, but every time I
try to remember when we've hung out
together, I draw a complete blank.
Except for that time Adam broke his
car door, boy was that funny.
withering sense of self worth on
account of weak chin (and nose)
expedient sex drive
remarkable amount of body hair
exceptional taste in friends and
literature
all may think that's a bad thing. But
i know he says it because he truly
loves me. That's just his way. He
only hurts the ones he loves the most.
That's what mamma dun tol' me.