Michael

No, the other UWM

Sales/ Marketing/ P.R./ Professional Hand Holder

The American Mime Theatre, The Clean Plate Club.

Sportos, casual recklessness, the Lake, Travel, Hotels, The month of October, arguing about hi-protein diets, boozie suzies & backdoor beauties, music, evolution, design, wine, other peoples fetishes, boys who wear eye makeup, climbing tall things, History, Donut Plant in NYC, Canadians, bloody Mary's with all the fixins', aisle shopping convenience stores, coffee and toast, my bike, leisurely mornings, undies, new neighborhoods, 4 hour brunches, Target Stores, Chili cook offs, YouTube.com, Mountains, Running as fast as I can, the Journey, Thanksgiving.

Dr. Seuss' Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are? (as read by my 4 year old niece, complete with crazy voices), The Stone Boat, From the Mixed up Files of Miss Basil E. Frankweiler, Cookbooks, US weekly, The Stand, Veronika decides to Die, Any Paolo Coelho, Lyrics and Poetry. I'm stuck in the middle of The Way of the Peaceful Warrior---have you read it? Can you help me out?

Death Proof was Awesome. Period. Documentary features, Waiting for Guffman, Hedwig, Wet Hot American Summer, Go Fish, Showgirls, The Godfather, Cliffhanger (1st 5 min only.), Goonies, Girl most Likely, Spellbound, Scarface, Hair, Muriel's Wedding, Orlando, Grey Gardens, Grease 2, Citizen Ruth, Foul Play, Thoroughly Modern Millie, Moonstruck, Annie Hall, The Elvira Mistress of the Dark Movie is hands down the funniest thing of all time. Akeelah and the Bee---Loved it!

Hip Hop, 70's funk, over-produced house, anything stolen off the internet, Shirley Q. Liquor CD's, My little brother Quinn's stuff, New York DJ's, Scissor Sisters, MARY J, any theme song from television 1979-1988, Julia Fordham, live in concert double albums, Stevie, Nina, Mahalia, Dee-Lite, Heart, Natalie, Dusty, Dolly, Alannis, First Choice, Minogues, Beasties, Missy, Piaf, 80's rock, 2 a.m. Karaoke, I can't get enough of The Indigo Girls lately...(I know! I am such a dyke.)

Orangutan Island!!!!! I dont even care if I spelled that right--I LOVE THOSE MONKEYS!, Semi-Homade with Sandra Lee. And That Kathy Griffin. She kills me.

Aries

I show up (usually late), participate, and love to laugh more than anything.
My friends are my rock. They mean everything to me. And theyre always right.**
I like to cook, but only when I'm in the mood--and you have to do the dishes.
Here I am....I'm ready, willing, and able.
Foreign accents are facinating.
I'm first-born and fiercely loyal, so you have to really work to piss me off.
I left my wallet in El Segundo.
Dogs, babies and old people love me, totally and completely LOVE me.
Maybe I exaggerate a lot...my stories are never boring.
If I ever become a stripper my first song out on the pole would be "What I Got" by Sublime, What would yours be?

Turn ons: Risk, airplanes, The New York Times, $5 sunglasses, heights, sleeping in, hamstring stretches, butter, outrageously good customer service, anything you can put in a toaster, "having a drink to calm our nerves...", opinions (and opinion surveys), Dunkin' Donuts Coffee, the Williams sisters, a mid-day string cheese and vitamin water break, Breakfast-for-Dinner, good advice, fast walkers, faster talkers.

Turn offs: House flies, lethargy, cologne (not the city), bleu cheese (even the way it's spelled is gross. Oh, and while we're on the subject what about people who say "Cwwassoint"...EW!) insincerity, alarm clocks, people who don't share, the red line north of Sheridan, breakfast meetings that don't include breakfast (you know who you are), voice prompted automatic phone services, Big Fat Liars.

P.S.: Im trying. Really Hard. ...I'm getting better.

**Except sometimes.

A lady on the streets who's a freak in the sheets.