Single Beige Female

Ermm, does anyone seriously give a poo about shit like this?

legal resident of plan]ET[ earth

Music (listening & making), thingy fabrication, stories (reading, writing & telling), dancing (but only to groovy music), language, science, non-fiction, nocturnal concrete mountaineering, analogue video feedback, cool words, taking micro]PIX[, making stuff look lover-ly, sports that require good hand-to-eye co-ordination, rock climbing (can't believe I wrote that but it's recently become true!)

Babyji (Abha Dawesar), Patrick Suskind (Perfume), Milan Kundera (almost everything), V.S. Naipaul (A House for Mr Biswas), Arundhati Roy, Olive Witch by Abeer Hoque, Tibor Fischer (The Collector Collector has to be the funniest book I ever read), Douglas Coupland (Girlfriend in a Coma)

Demonseed, Carlito's Way, Salaam Bombay, P'tang Yang Kipperbang, Freaks, It's A Wonderful Life, Fantastic Voyage, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Party, Nuts in May, Abigail's Party, Hero, This is Spinal Tap, Raise the Red Lantern, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Walkabout, In the Mood for Love, Dancer in the Dark

Stevie Wonder, Bjork, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan, Marvin Gaye, Beck, Oliver Rajamani, Me'shell Ndegeocello, Serge Gainsbourg, Jay Jay Johanson, Nitin Sawhney, Shri, Susheela Raman, L. Shankar, Riffat Sultana & Party, Sinead O'Connor, Bill Withers, Anthony Hamilton, Aretha Franklin, Jill Scott, Al Green, Morrissey, Catatonia, Erykah Badu, Massive Attack, The Smiths, Lauryn Hill, Pulp, Donny Hathaway, Krystle Warren, The Waterboys (Fisherman's Blues is the only album I know tho'), Glideascope, yeah like this list was any way close to representative...

Hate TV but thank God for complete series on DVDs: The Fast Show, League of Gentlemen, Peep Show, The Office (oh how I miss British humour), Six Feet Under. When I was a kid, without fail, I would cry at each episode of "The Wonder Years", "Little House on the Prairie" (and sometimes 'cos of "The Waltons").

Pisces

Wood addict. Cosmic gypsy, forever wondering if I'll "settle down". Dreamer. Practical. Idealistic. Serious. Silly. In love with my friends. Like to listen & observe. Love to learn. Have frequently been known to participate. Somewhat obsessive about music. Hate, no make that detest, small talk. My whole life is on an Excel spreadsheet. I am the Goddess of Small Things (the micro-er the better, as far as I'm concerned). Too intense (apparently) but am finally old enough to not want myself any other way. Love singing but only when nobody's watching. Can't be arsed to play games, unless it's related to giggling. Riches would be nice but only if everyone else on this planet has more than enough too (it is mathematically possible). Want it all, moi, including peace on earth and an end to -isms. Et oui je parle le frogspeak mais pas du tout comme une vache espagnole..., voila, quoi..., c'est vrai en plus. Don't know much about anything really; know a lil' bit about most things. Attracted to real people (for the record, sincerity ain't cheesy - you can quote me on that). Give me intelligence over intellect any day. Pour me an honourable man. Dodgy geezers mind your step.

Roses are beige,
Violets are MPX-blue,
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I:

check out www.micropixie.com and www.singlebeigefemale.com (comme moi, both works-in-progress)

Those who love to giggle. Those who like to sing. Those who want to teach me new tricks. Those who don't mind learning a little thing or two from me...