-
Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
-
Member Since:
Apr 2003
-
Hometown:
San Mateo, CA & Taipei, Taiwan
-
Company:
Bain & Company, UCSF Medical Center, SMART Modular Technologies (NASDAQ: SMOD)
-
Kevin's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/misterkfc
-
Other education:
Hillsdale High School, Traffic School, Obedience School
-
College/University:
University of Pennsylvania, Attended 2006 - Present, Class of 2008, Master's Degree, Greed
Northwestern University, Attended 2003 - 2004, Class of 2004, Master's Degree, IEMS
Stanford University, Attended 1995 - 2000, Class of 1999, Master's Degree, Industrial Engineering
-
Occupation:
Competitive Eater, Travel Agent (both part-time)
-
Affiliations:
I have a Safeway Club Card, I think. I might have one for Albertson's too. I am sadly not a Costco member but I did sneak in before with other people who didn't know I was going in with them to get a hot dog.
-
What I enjoy doing:
Tennis, golf, table tennis, violin / viola, pop culture and random trivia, stock speculation, finding you the lowest airline fares
-
Favorite Books:
Barbarians at the Gate, Atlas Shrugged, The Green Mile, Ender's Game, Debt of Honor, Freakonomics
-
Favorite Movies:
Gattaca, Lord of War, Minority Report, Primal Fear, Galaxy Quest, Goodfellas, The Contender, A Few Good Men, Rounders, Unforgiven, Spy Kids, Kingdom of Heaven
-
Favorite TV Shows:
Conan O'Brien, 24, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Frasier, Spin City, American Idol, Survivor, House
-
Zodiac Sign:
Aries
-
About Me:
One of the few people still updating Friendster...
-
Who I Want to Meet:
Anyone who does NOT put down by default "travel" as a hobby/interest. Everybody puts that down but few truly enjoy traveling. I think people confuse "traveling" with "not working." What they really mean is that they enjoy not working.
|
 |
How you're connected:
| You |
 |
Kevin is in your extended network |
|
Kevin |
|
A most personable, sweet chap. And attentive.. she's a lucky woman! And clearly very wise.. he chose to be a friend of mine despite my dreadfulness at email/letter-writing.
Langham...pure genius.
very good. Although I have to admit he
has won more fantasy championships
than me, somehow KFC must be in the
grace of the fantasy gods. What KFC
brings best to the league are his
humorous puns, and most importantly,
his $20 league contributions.
KFC" Killa is the ultimate ladies man.
In one fatal swoop he woos the womens
and wraps them around his little pinky
with his oh so clever puns. So all you
hotties out there! Beware of the
oringinal AND extra crispy KFC.
shouldn't judge a book by its cover.
but with KFC, the corn rolls tell it
all! his unique mixture of ghetto
homeboy & p.diddy stylishness never
ceases to awe me with its creativity,
while his witty yet anguished lyrics
touch my soul in ways no white boy from
detroit ever can. but don't let his rap
star persona fool you - a single note
of KFC's soulful crooning is usually
enough to bring tears to my eyes...oh,
and he makes the best damned fried
chicken and corn bread this side o' yo
mama's kitchen.
I don't know if you're ready to hear
what I want to show you, but
unfortunately, you and I have run out
of time. Vodka is a luxury we have.
Caviar is a luxury we have. Time is not.
I'm going to tell you a story that will
make your balls shrink to the size of
raisins, but under my testimonial, it's
my way or the Long Island Expressway! I
don't know what to say, but I just
know, before this is over, I'm gonna
need a whole lot of serious therapy.
Look at my eye twitchin. But, I always
thought it'd be better to be a fake
somebody than a real nobody.
The thing is, you're not quite evil
enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-
evil. You're the margarine of evil.
You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one
calorie, not evil enough.
I know you might be scared of me
because of what I do. But I want to
tell you, it doesn't matter how many
people I've killed. What matters is how
I get along with the people who are
still alive. The truth is, we're
creatures of the underworld. We can't
afford to love.
But, I choose you.
I pray for you every Christmas: Santa,
don't forget about Kevin. I know he's
mean and hairy and smelly, and his
hands are cold and clammy, but I think
he's kinda........sweet.
One day, not long from now, my looks
will go. They will discover I can't
write testimonials, and I will become
some sad middle-aged woman who looks a
bit like someone who was famous for
writing testimonials. But will you love
me then? If yes, my idea of a perfect
date would be April 23rd. Because it's
not too warm or too cold, and all you
need is a light jacket.
That said, the only way that I would
ever let go of this testimonial would
be if you came over here right now and
tried to pry it from my dead, lifeless
fingers, okay? If you can get it from
my kung-fu grip, then you can come and
have it, okay? Otherwise, step off,
bitch. I just went out there and
performed sexual favors. Six hundred
and thirty-four blow jobs in five
days... I'm really quite tired. And I
am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I
haven't slept all night, I'm starved,
AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!
Dude, where is my car?
dance moves and can replicate them
perfectly.
give the women lovin. hell, i'd let
him do me if i swung that way. you'd
best get to know this man, and get to
know him WELL, if you know what i
mean. word.
with the previous testimonial about
KFC's witty sense of humor, especially
after reading the testimonial he wrote
for me. I've known this guy since
middle school and he's always been a
freak of nature. But he's one of the
few people I've managed to keep in
contact with from high school so he's
got to be cool. Senior year of high
school was definitely the most fun I've
ever had. Thanks for making it great.
Hey, let me get that Killer DVD from
you for a dollar!